Supernatural Stand- Off - Transcript

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Chapter 13 - Supernatural Stand-Off

Angle on Randoms INC

Malcom

“Okay team! I have plans for a brand new project!”

Zoom out to reveal Tim and Shade sitting

Tim

“Heh...”

Malcom

“I have plans for our next big move! A merchandise store!”

Tim and Shade

“HUAH!”

Malcom

“But that wasn’t in the budget, instead I’m setting up a small stand in the park!”

Tim

“That’ll work!”

Shade

“The park? I don’t know about this...”

Malcom

“Don’t worry, you’ll be holding down the fort while I’m gone!”

Shade

“Me? Shouldn’t Paul do it? He’s more responsible...”

Malcom

“No!”

Shade

“Oh... good luck!”

Malcom

“HA HA HA HA! Don’t need it!”

He and Tim exit

Shade

“Alright Shade, you’re in charge now! Don’t mess-“

A business man walks in

Business man

“I’m here for a very important-“

Shade

“Very important inspection, yeah yeah I know! C’mon...”

Angle on CreaTech

Robert wakes up

Robert

“*sigh* good morning life!”

He goes downstairs

He pulls out his phone

Robert

“Cindy!”

Cindy

“Yes sir?”

Robert

“Check my bank account”

Cindy

“Checking... here are your remaining moneys”

Robert’s face falls

The phone reveals $26199

Robert

“I’m a thousandaire?! That’s not even rich enough to be taken seriously!”

Cindy

“Check your wallet”

Robert

“Hmm... okay, I have a spare hundy... still a thousandaire... ugh!”

Cindy

“Okay, Robert Eager, The Handsomest”

Robert

“Heh, I am pretty handsome”

Intro plays

Malcom, Alex and Tim are out in the park

Malcom

“Alright, good place! Let’s get setting up!”

Tim

“Yay!”

Alex

“What are we doing again?”

Tim

“He’s opening a Randoms Merchandise stand!”

Alex

“Oh... okay, why?”

Malcom

“Because money!”

Alex

“Who’s watching the company while we’re here?”

Malcom

“Shade”

Cut, Tim is hammering a nail into a plank

Tim

“Aaaaand done!”

Zoom out and the shop stall is revealed

Tim

“It’s beautiful”

Alex

“Agree to disagree...”

Malcom

“Alright, we can now be open for business!”

Tim

“I wanna sell this Malcom plushie!”

He lifts up a disgusting disgrace

Malcom

“Oh... that is... a plush...”

Tim

“You hate it?”

Malcom

“Yeah, sorry”

Tim

“Listen to the catch-phrases!”

He squeezes it

Malcom plush

“Get back to work!”

Tim

“And”

He squeezes again

Malcom Plush

“I hate you”

Malcom

“That sounds nothing like me!”

Tim squeezes it again

Malcom Plush

“HA HA HA HA! Yes it does”

Alex

“No need for that thing, I’ve already got mugs, shirts and towels!”

Malcom

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

???

“Deary me, that’s no fun!”

Malcom

“What?!”

Laura and Lily are there

Laura

“Laura Boyer, officially the greatest rival of Randoms INC!”

Malcom

“Oh no, you’re obsessed now”

Laura (lying to herself)

“Pssh! I am not!”

Malcom

“Whatever... hi Lily!”

Lily

“Hi Malcom!”

Laura

“Lily hush! Don’t speak to the enemy!”

Malcom

“Obsessed!”

Laura

“I am not!”

Malcom

“Let’s get to selling boys!”

Laura

“Slight problem with that!”

She pulls a certain and reveals that she has a stand too

It’s mainly selling soaps and lotion and stuff like that

Malcom

“Oh it’s on!”

Cut to CreaTech

Robert is lounging in his chair looking annoyed

A robot walks in

Robert

“What?”

Robot

“Sir... we’ve lost a lot of money ever since you were exposed for being a jerk”

Robert

“I am well aware of the downgrade in popularity...”

Robot

“Well... you’ve been fired by the American government”

Robert looks furious

Robert

“F-fired?”

Robot

“Yes, they called this morning, said you’re dangerous and someone else has already volunteered to replace you...”

Robert (clearly trying to restrain his anger)

“Who could possibly be smart enough to replace me?”

Robot

“Well...”

Paul walks in

Robert (brimming with rage)

“You!”

Paul

“Yep, government officials put me in charge of your company!”

Robert

“But you- you work for Randoms! So that means-“

Paul

“Randoms now owns CreaTech! Take him away buff robots”

They throw Robert out

Robert

“You can’t do this!”

Robot

“Yes we can”

Door slam

Robert (tugging at shirt)

“I HAVE EXPENSIVE CLOTHES!”

He turns

Robert

“Well... darn it...”

Cut to a western style shot of the Randoms stand and the Boyer Investigations stand

Lily

“Can we leave?”

Laura

“No! We need to sell this lotion and this soap!”

Lily

“I think Malcom’s right, you’re obsessed”

Laura

“I’M NOT-“

Alex (slyly)

“She obsessed...”

Tim (holding up his plush)

“Y’know, we’d attract a lot more customers if we-“

Malcom

“No!”

Tim

“Well Fine! If you wanna do it the hard way!”

Malcom

“Look! A person!”

A person is walking by

Malcom and Laura

“BUY OUR STUFF ITS BETTER THEN THEIR STUFF BUY IT NOW!”

The guy slowly walks backwards

Malcom

“Darn it!”

Tim

“Cheer up Malcom!”

Malcom

“We just need better advertising!”

Malcom pins up a sign

Laura

“What’s he up to? That no good scheming piece of-“

Malcom moves and reveals that the sign says

“Boyer is a fraud”

Lily snickers

Laura

“Who’s side are you on?”

Lily

“Technically... an evil sorcerer”

Laura (gritting teeth)

“Oh, very funny!”

A crowd gathers round the Randoms Stall

They start buying and selling so fast it’s a blur

Laura looks shocked

Laura

“Well two can play at that game! Lily, give me your megaphone!”

Lily

“I don’t have one?”

Laura

“Oh right, it’s mine!”

She pulls it out

Laura

“Hey everyone, all products will now be sold for less then five dollars”

The crowd goes over to her now

Laura

“Sorry Malcom”

Professional Blond Man is in the crowd

Professional Blond Man

“I’ll take the whole batch, or my name isn’t Professional Blond Man!”

Malcom

“Grr! We have... uh... disgusting plushies!”

The crowd goes back to Malcom

Laura and Malcom begin yelling over each other

“Potions!” Oils” “Posters!” Coupons!” “My autobiography!” “Pomegranate lotion!” “Tim’s journal!”

Eventually the people form a wave and start tearing the stands apart

Tim

“WHAT THE?!”

Tim squeezes a Malcom plush

Malcom plush

“We’re all gonna die painful deaths”

Malcom

“Oh geez! Brace yourselves!”

The stands explode

The Trio is balancing on one plank and are surfing over the people

Malcom

“This is one of the weirder things we’ve done...”

Cut to Robert

Robert

“Okay... this is more than frustrating... hmm, what to do next...”

Robert sees Malcom

Robert

“Him! He’s behind this!”

The trio are surfing

Laura and Lily surf over

Laura

“Take this!”

She starts throwing soap at him

It hits him, but he stays on

Malcom

“Ha! It’ll take more than soap to stop m-“

Malcom falls off

Tim

“No!”

Malcom is sinking in the people

Malcom

“Tim, Alex! AVENGE MEEEEEEJEJJJEJIKQOOSOSJS”

Alex

“He’ll be fine”

Laura

“One down, two to go!”

She throws more soap

The battle is getting intense when suddenly

Robert

“That’s enough!”

The people float up and Robert walks through, holding a levitation device

Robert

“Malcom!”

He presses a button and Malcom falls down

Malcom

“Ew, you!”

Robert

“You bought my company?!”

Malcom

“No?”

Robert

“So... it was all Paul?!”

Malcom

“What are you-“

Robert

“Oh, he’s going down so hard!”

Malcom

“I’m so out of-“

Robert

“This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me! I will rule you!”

Robert stalks off

Malcom

“What just happened?”

The people fall

Tim

“I’m... dizzy...”

Alex

“Yep, that’s a good definition of my feelings too”

Malcom

“Come on you two, let’s go home...”

Laura

“Darn it!”

Lily

“Let’s go home too mom, I’m sick of this...”

Laura

“Fine...”

Lily

“I’ll make you some soup!”

Laura

“Okay...”

The End

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