Welcome To Randoms INC - Transcript

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Chapter 57 - Welcome To Randoms INC.

Intro plays, then we linger on a black screen

Jameson (voiceover)

“What can you give me?”

Warwick (voiceover)

“Everything...”

Hard cut to an angle on a log cabin, in the middle of a forest. Malcom is sitting on the porch, looking discontent

Sally walks outside, and notices his mood immediately

Sally

“Hey, you were talking about retirement anyway... guess it came early”

Malcom

“I would’ve preferred it... after I saved the world from Warwick”

Sally

“So you don’t have Randoms anymore, so what? We have each other”

Malcom

“I just hope Tim and Alex are okay...”

Malcom hears something, and glances over. He hears someone walking around

Malcom

“Sal, shh...”

He grabs a stick, and dashes at the noise... only to hit Robert directly in the face

Robert

“GAH! What the-“

Malcom

“What do you want?!”

Robert

“I’m not- I’m not doing anything evil this time! I need help...”

Malcom looks surprised at this

Malcom

“I’m listening...”

Cut to an angle on Randoms Tower. Enter inside Malcom’s office to see Alex is behind the desk now, doing paperwork. He looks frustrated, bored, and depressed, and he’s leaning on his hand

Alex (mumbling)

“I... I hate this...”

There’s a knock on the door, which surprises Alex so much that his hand slips, and he bangs his head on the desk

Alex

“‘Doh! Come in!”

Tim and Lily enter, looking apprehensive

Tim

“Hey buddy... you feeling okay?”

Lily

“We haven’t really seen you in awhile”

Alex

“What do you expect? I’ve been... running Randoms INC... ugh, it was bad enough for one day, this isn’t how I want to spend my life!”

Lily

“I gotcha dude... seriously...”

Tim

“Yeah, it’s... yeah”

Alex

“Well, thanks for worrying...”

Tim

“I mean to be fair, this whole thing was my fault”

Lily

“No it wasn’t! You never knew the Elite would-“

Tim

“But I should’ve... I’m the one who told them about the Eye of Agoro thing”

Alex

“Yeah, it was your fault...”

Lily (shocked)

“Alex!”

Alex

“No, no! It was entirely his fault, it’s good he’s aware”

Lily

“But- I... okay... (desperately) oh, I forgot about the thing- I need... yep”

Lily exits

Tim

“Alex... I’m sorry... I didn’t-“

Alex

“Save it... I’m really not in the mood”

Tim looks hurt, but exits the office all the same

Cut to the lobby, where Paul and Shade are playing cards

Shade

“Go fish!”

Paul

“We’re not playing that”

Shade

“Oh right...”

Paul

“Yep... thank you...”

Shade

“Yeah”

Paul

“Thank yoooouuuu...”

Suddenly the ground shakes

Paul

“(Spanish exclamation)”

P-Sauce runs in

P-Sauce

“What’s going on?!”

Safety Ninja and Anne fall out of a closet

Safety Ninja

“Ow! Why’s the ground shaking?”

Anne

“Mmm”

The five run outside, and immediately notice the giant approaching army of dark soldiers, led by Jameson and Warwick

Paul

“Oh no... P-Sauce... go warn Alex...”

P-Sauce

“On it!”

P-Sauce runs inside

Cut back to Malcom at the cabin

He is now sitting at a table with Sally, watching Robert pace back and forward

Malcom

“So what-“

Robert

“The raid is today! The one I was planning with Jameson, it’s today!”

Malcom

“It- it is?”

Robert

“Yeah... and I’m not involved... Jameson replaced me with Warwick-“

Malcom stands up

Malcom

“He’s... he’s back?! Like physically back?!”

Robert

“I guess, he looks alive... and he’s walking, and he’s talking, and he created an army of dark soldiers... so yeah, I’d say so”

Malcom plops back down, looking overwhelmed

Malcom

“So... Warwick’s playing him for a fool”

Robert

“To be very fair, that isn’t hard... but dagnabbit! I feel weird about it... Jameson was obnoxious, the worst client I’ve ever had, utterly petty and immature... but... that being said... I guess I’m... fond of him now...”

Malcom raises an eyebrow

Robert

“What?”

Malcom

“Okay, yeah, hardcore evil weapons dealer man”

Robert

“Ugh... look, just help me stop the raid, and stop Warwick! I can provide the technology needed!”

Sally

“You can?”

Robert

“Yes, of course... it’ll be... just like old times?”

Malcom

“Carl... why’d you do it? Why’d you fake your death? Why’d you try and poison me? Why’d you do... all of THIS?!”

Robert

“I’ve... I made mistakes... but I need-“

Malcom

“Literally trying to poison me seems like a little more than a mistake...”

Robert

“It... okay, that was bad... I guess, as soon as I moved back to Porta, I just... couldn’t bear to be near you guys again...”

Malcom

“So... murder...”

Robert

“I-“

Malcom snaps his fingers, and the Blade of Anubis soars into his hand

Robert

“AGH!”

Malcom

“Calm down, it’s not for you... last time I fought Warwick, I was able to drain his powers by just cutting his arm... I don’t want to kill another human, but... given everything Warwick’s done, and all he’ll continue to do... does he even count? He’s closer to the monsters...”

Robert

“Right! So... I get you close to Warwick, then you get him with the sword?”

Malcom

“Yep”

Sally

“And I’ll help the kids!”

Malcom

“It’s a plan!”

He sticks his hand out to Robert

Malcom

“So... no more traitor garbage?”

Robert shakes it

Robert

“No... no more”

Malcom

“Let’s do-“

Radcliffe bursts from the kitchen wearing an apron that says “Kiss The Cook”

Radcliffe

“I made cake-“

He sees Robert

Radcliffe

“I will... come back later...”

He goes back in

Malcom

“Let’s do this...”

Cut to the Randoms Elite Meeting Room, Ricardio is standing on the table, Jessie is next to him

Jessie

“And the reward for most daring member goes to... Ricardio... again...”

He hands Ricardio a trophy

Ricardio

“Thank you, oh, you’re all too much!”

Tucker

“This is dumber then last year”

Tiny Turret

“I miss Malcom’s jokes...”

Ricardio

“Oh, who cares about Malcom?!

Jessie

“Mmm...”

Tucker

“Guh... wait, what’s today?”

Jessie

“February 29th, why?”

Tucker

“It’s- I GOTTA GO! (He grabs Jessie) Jessie, come with-“

Alex enters

Alex

“GUYS! What- what is happening?”

He’s seen Ricardio with the trophy, Tucker holding Jessie, and Tiny Turret sharpening her switchblade

Tiny Turret

“Bills”

Alex

“Never mind! We are being attacked! The raid, Jameson! WARWICK IS BACK!”

They all look at each other

Tucker

“Umm... BATTLE POSITIONS!”

Tiny Turret (swinging her switchblade)

“Finally. Get to put this bad boy to use”

Ricardio

“I’m gonna sit this one out, y’all have fun”

Jessie stares at Ricardio

Jessie

“You’re kidding right?”

Ricardio

“What?”

Jessie (enraged)

“GET DOWNSTAIRS NOW!”

Ricardio

“Okay geez!”

Cut to the front door, Alex runs out with the Elite, Tim and Lily follow. Then they see the army right there, in its true magnitude. Hundreds of shadowy soldiers, all standing behind Warwick and Jameson

Jameson

“Hello Silva children! Ha! I win!”

Tim

“No you haven’t! The fight hasn’t even started yet!”

Jameson

“Uh, but when it does, I’M GONNA OBLITERATE YOU! So there...”

Lily

“You and what army?”

Alex

“Lil-“

Lily

“I heard myself!”

Warwick chuckles

Jameson

“Oh yeah, this is good stuff! You all were so shocked when Malcom got fired, BUT I WASN’T! Ricardio’s been my spy the whole time! PLOT TWIST!”

Tucker

“He was?”

Jessie

“Mmm”

Ricardio

“DUDE! Why would you say that?!”

Tiny Turret

“LEMME AT HIM!”

Tucker

“Me too”

Ricardio

“Oh look at that!”

No one looks, but Ricardio runs away anyway, and the Elite chase after him

Jameson

“Wow... I mean, YEAH! THAT WAS MY PLAN THE WHOLE TIME! BOOM!”

Tim

“What do we do Alex?”

Alex

“I have a simple solution...”

Alex pulls them inside and locks the door

Alex

“Get everyone! Every employee! It’s time to fight back!”

Tim

“Aw yeah! Let’s do this!”

Cut back out to Jameson and Warwick

Jameson

“Should I-“

Warwick

“Yes”

Jameson

“Gotcha! ATTACK!”

The dark soldiers lunge at the doors, they begin trying to break their way inside

Cut inside, as we go to different hallways, and hear Alex’s voice echoing through because P.A.

Alex

“Attention everyone, Randoms Tower is under attack! It’s time for you all to use your training to help fight! Janitors are excused! Everyone else though? Meet in the lobby”

Back in the lobby Alex is pacing stressed

Alex

“I just hope it’s enough”

Lily

“Alex, you have nothing to worry about! I promise... we got this”

P-Sauce walks in

P-Sauce

“Hey Lily... I... can I talk to you?”

Lily

“Sure...”

She follows him to a hallway

Lily

“So... what did you-“

P-Sauce kisses her, and she goes scarlet

They break apart after a few seconds

Lily

“Wha- I- *sputters* that was- *awkward laugh*“

P-Sauce

“If we die today... just know... I would’ve proposed to you... you know, when it was legal...”

Lily

“Aw... don’t say that, we’ll be fine”

P-Sauce

“Yeah...”

Lily puts her hand on his shoulder

Lily

“Yeah”

Cut back to the lobby, Paul enters

Paul

“The employees are ready... mostly, a few are hiding in the vents”

Behind him Nick falls out of a vent, then gets up and runs off

Nick

“I’M NOT DYING TODAY!”

Paul

“Well, I’m gonna lead some troops outside, using the side exit”

Paul runs off

Alex

“H’boy... we got this right?”

Tim

“Yeah, of course we do!”

The doors burst open, and the dark soldiers start entering

Alex

“RUN!”

Alex runs off

Tim

“What?”

Tim gets forcibly pinned to the wall, as the dark soldier prepares to punch him

Tim

“AGH! NONONONO!”

A sword bursts through the chest of the dark soldier, and it disintegrates

Tim

“W-what?”

He glances up. Malcom is standing there

Tim

“Malcom! You’re okay!’

Malcom

“Yep, I- I am...”

Tim is about to hug him, but refrains at the last second

Tim

“Um... so what’re we doing?”

Malcom

“Your mom’s gonna help you defend the tower! I’m gonna go after Warwick!”

Tim

“Sounds like a plan!”

Malcom

“Yep! SAL!”

Sally runs in, holding a fancy gun

Sally

“Let’s do this!”

Tim

“Yeah!”

Malcom

“Good luck gang!”

Malcom runs off, cut outside, where the battle is just as intense. Some employees, including Paul and Shade are fighting.

Robert is slinking around the side, he glances over and sees Jameson

Robert tries making his way to him, but finds a dark soldier right in front of him

Robert

“AGH!”

The soldier turns to him, a low guttural noise emitting from it

Robert

“Wait, I don’t-“

Paul shoots it from behind

Paul

“Robert? Why are you here?”

Robert

“I’m on your side!”

Paul

“Mmm”

Shade (offscreen)

“GET IT OFF”

Paul runs off, semi reluctantly. Robert runs over to Jameson. Jameson is barking orders with no rhyme or reason

Robert

“JAMESON!”

Jameson

“Oh, hey Exy!”

Robert

“Right, look, please stop!”

Jameson

“What? Why? This is what we’ve been trying to do!”

Robert

“Warwick’s manipulating you!”

Jameson

“He is? PSSSH! I doubt that!”

Robert

“That’s what he does Jameson! It’s his whole thing! He’s not even fighting!”

Jameson looks around, Warwick is nowhere to be seen

Robert

“Why would he help you? Answer, he wouldn’t unless it benefited him in some way... and given his goal involves world conquest, I don’t think we should help!”

Jameson

“But how does that effect me?”

Robert

“YOU LIVE HERE IDIOT!”

Jameson

“But... after everything we’ve gone through together...”

Robert

“I’m doing this because I care about you Jameson!”

Jameson

“You... care? We’re... fwiends?”

Jameson looks down at his feet

Robert

“Please...”

Jameson glares at Robert

Jameson

“Well I... I think that you’re... a TRAITOR!”

Robert

“No wait!”

Jameson snaps his fingers, the soldiers don’t respond

Jameson

“Um...”

He snaps again, nothing happens

Jameson

“Wait, I’m not in control?”

Robert

“See?”

Jameson

“I’M GETTING PLAYED!”

Robert

“Yes, precisely!”

Jameson

“Warwick lied to me!”

Robert

“Just said that...”

Jameson

“He’s trying to take my glory! I need to be the one to kill Malcom, not him!”

Robert

“Uh-“

Jameson

“Thanks for alerting me of this! Let’s go find him!”

Cut to the Hedge Realm... we see the pool of magic, golden and stuff. Then Warwick steps into frame, looking into it.

Warwick

“Now... the new era begins...”

He pours a serum into the liquid, one that emanates faint screams

Cut back to Jameson, who’s knees buckle down

Robert

“Jameson, you okay?”

Jameson

“Oh yeah, I’m fine! Just a- *cough,* just a cramp! Ow! That’s really painful! Okay, let’s go kill-“

He suddenly just grows into the Fatality Maw. (Slight note, it should be as sudden as possible. Like he just explodes into this horrifying monster, and that shouldn’t be a comedic touch, it should make it extra scary. Just mid-sentence, suddenly, Jameson is gone... and Robert’s expression should absolutely mortified)

Cut to Ricardio, who’s been cornered by the Elite

Jessie

“Nowhere to run!”

Ricardio

“I-“

He notices something, and then shouts in terror

Tiny Turret

“Not convincing in the slightest...”

They hear a massive bellowing sound, and turn to see the towering colossus... the Fatality Maw...

Tucker’s expression quickly turns from anger to mortal terror

Tucker

“It- it’s here... Warwick did it...”

Jessie looks at it

Jessie

“I- Tucker is that-“

Tucker

“Yes...”

Jessie

“Oh...”

Ricardio takes advantage of their distraction and runs off...

Malcom runs over to Robert

Malcom

“Carl! EXPLAIN THE MONSTER!”

Robert (traumatized)

“I- Jameson- monster-“

Malcom

“Wait... that’s Jameson?!”

Robert

“It- it- it-“

Malcom

“Gah!”

Malcom runs back to Randoms Tower, while running he notices that his side is losing the battle. Too many soldiers, Paul is injured, and Shade is helping him walk to an abandoned building to hide out. Not to mention P-Sauce is looking scratched up, and is following them, with ten or some odd employees.

He enters and sees that the lobby is a mess. He hears sounds from upstairs, and immediately goes to check it out

Tim, Alex, Lily and Sally are all struggling to fight the Dark Soldiers

Malcom uses the Blade of Anubis to clear them pretty quickly

Alex

“Dad! You’re back, and...”

Lily nods at him

Alex

“And I HATE YOUR JOB! I don’t wanna run the company! It’s horrible, boring, and just... not for me...”

Malcom

“Alex I- I understand, but... odd timing”

Alex

“Sorry... it’s good to see you again...”

Malcom looks touched, but then he hears another bellow from the Fatality Maw and his face goes grim

Malcom

“We got bigger problems...”

Cut outside, the Maw is wrecking everything. It’s destroying buildings, crushing cars, and citizens are hiding everywhere

It sniffs the air, and starts heading for Central Park, where Professional Blond Man is giving a speech

Professional Blond Man

“So I as I relieve my position as your mayor, I hope you remember all the fun we’ve- (he notices the maw approaching) we’ve- we’ve- I REFUSE TO DIE!”

He runs off

Professional Blond Man

“YOU WON’T CLAIM ME TODAY ANGEL OF DEATH!”

The citizens turn, see the maw and immediately start panicking

Cut to an abandoned diner, Paul, Shade, P-Sauce, Safety Ninja, Anne, and a few employees are hiding out

Shade is wrapping Paul’s leg with burger wrappers

Shade

“There we go, hopefully that starts healin’”

Paul

“Thank you Shade, ow...”

Safety Ninja

“What is that thing?”

Anne

“And why are its colors so familiar- *she gasps*”

Flashback, she’s at Oddity INC “doing her job”

Jameson (other room)

“WHO TOOK MY BODY BAG?!”

Back to current time

Anne

“HONEY! I THINK THAT’S JAMESON!”

Safety Ninja

“What? Noooo”

Anne

“Why not?!”

Safety Ninja

“Because Jameson’s not a monster... wait...”

Paul

“Whatever it is, we’ll be safe in-“

The door flies open, the remaining Randoms Elite members pour in

Tucker

“This is calamitous! It’s finally happening!”

Tiny Turret

“Yep, preach sister”

Paul

“You knew this would happen?!”

Tucker

“For years! It’s the Calamity Maw, a dark prophecy that Travis and Warwick wanted to fulfill... and it seems one of them succeeded”

Paul

“Ah... interesting... um... what happens when-“

Jessie

“Tucker, can I-“

Tucker

“Shh! I need to think of an idea!”

Jessie

“Tucker I-“

Tucker

“Shh! We go into hiding! Earth has lots of countries right?”

Jessie

“Well-“

Tucker

“Perfect, how about-“

Jessie

“TUCKER PLEASE STOP!”

Tucker stops, breathes heavily, and tears up

Tucker

“It’s my fault! I should’ve told Malcom! He could’ve stopped it!”

Jessie

“And we fired him... of course Ricardio was the spy...”

Paul

“Hey guys!”

Jessie

“Oh, employees”

Paul

“Yeah... aren’t you the Randoms Elite?”

Tiny Turret

“It’s more of a title...”

Jessie

“We consist of Malcom’s inner circle of friends and family...”

Paul

“You gotta rehire Malcom!”

Jessie

“Oh we will, as soon as we see him again...”

Cut back to Malcom and the Silvas. They’re looking out the window at the Maw

Malcom (trying to convince himself)

“It isn’t that intimidating...”

Tim

“Mmmmmm”

Malcom

“What?”

Tim

“I know what that is... it’s the Fatality Maw, Tucker told me about it, there was this whole evil prophecy, he wanted me to fight it!”

Malcom

“Okay, I hate him so much....”

Tim

“Oh, he’s the worst”

Sally

“So what? We have to stop that thing!”

Malcom

“The only one who knows how to that is Tucker, and I don’t know where he is...”

Alex

“He ran off after Ricardio with the other Randoms Elite members”

Malcom

“Ricardio was a spy?”

Alex

“I didn’t say that, but yes”

Malcom

“It was implied, plus I’ve thought that for nearly eight years”

Alex

“Heh, nice”

Lily

“So... we find Tucker, ask him how to stop that thing, and then hopefully we save the world?”

Malcom

“Hopefully... this is what Warwick has been building up to... it’s up to us... we can’t mess up, got it?”

They nod

Malcom

“Let’s save humanity!”

Cut to the ground, Laura is attempting to start a car, the Maw behind her

Laura

“Come on, come on, COME-“

The door opens, and someone gets in the passenger seat

Laura

“Wait... ROBERT?!”

Robert

“Oh, like you’re so special”

Laura

“What the-“

Robert

“Just drive”

Laura

“The engine won’t start! You’re smart right?”

Robert

“Mmm”

Laura

“Fix it!”

Robert

“Guh”

Cut back to the Silvas, who are now running around. The dark soldiers have vanished

Lily

“Where are the spooky people?”

Alex

“Warwick must not need them anymore, given he has the GIANT DEATH MONSTER!”

Lily

“Fair...”

Malcom

“Look, up ahead!”

Malcom sees the abandoned diner, and through the window he spots Tucker

Malcom

“Found our guy!”

The Silvas enter the diner, and take in the... admittedly sad scene...

Duck Quackster (the singing duck from season 1) jumps up

Duck Quackster

“🎵Hello! I’m alive!🎵”

Sally

“Oh wow...”

Alex

“Paul, are you okay?”

Paul

“I’ll be fine... I think...”

The ground shakes, indicating the Maw is near

Malcom

“Tucker, I don’t have much time! The maw, how do we kill it?!”

Tucker

“You can’t... you can’t stop it, our fate’s inevitable. But we don’t have to fight!”

Malcom

“What?”

Tucker

“We can escape! Go somewhere far away, avoid all further conflict!”

Malcom

“Ha! You really are a coward...”

Tucker

“I-“

Malcom

“Tucker, for once in your life be honest... is there any way to stop the Maw?”

Tucker looks grim

Tucker

“There’s one...”

Malcom

“Uh...”

Tucker

“If you put that sword into the Pool of Magic... well, magic would die...”

Malcom

“What? How?”

Tucker

“The Blade of Anubis drains life, and as you proved when you skimmed Warwick with it, magic is weaker, it doesn’t stand a chance against that thing, and the pool-“

Tim

“It’s the source for all magic”

Tucker

“Given the Maw was created with magic... maybe it would vanish if you did that...”

Malcom

“Well... I guess that’s our best shot... where’s the pool?”

Tucker

“In the Hedge Realm, top of the mountain”

Malcom

“Got it! Right, I’m going. YOU KIDS STAY HERE! SALLY, YOU TOO!”

Sally

“Hey I-“

Malcom

“NO ONE IS GETTING HURT! Understood?”

Sally

“Yes...”

Tim

“Good luck...”

Malcom

“Right, I’m out... wish me luck...”

Tim

“I just did!”

Malcom runs out, and starts running back to Randoms Tower. The Maw notices him, and then notices Randoms Tower, it snarls at it

Cut back into the diner, Jessie approaches Tucker

Jessie

“You know what’ll happen if that pool is destroyed right?”

Tucker

“Yes...”

Jessie

“I- it’ll be hard I imagine...”

Tucker

“No idea...”

Jessie hugs Tucker, reassuring his brother in arms. Tim is watching this scene, conflicted

Lily

“Wait a minute... where’s my mom?!”

Sally

“I’ll text her!”

Sally does this, and few seconds later gets a beep

Sally

“She says she’s trying to get her car to work, Robert’s with her, and then she asked if you were okay with... like, so many crying emojis”

Lily

“Okay... She’s okay... I NEED TO HELP HER!”

Sally

“I’m coming with you!”

P-Sauce

“Me too!”

Lily

“Thanks guys! Let’s go!”

They run out through the side

Shade

“Well Paul, what do we have that’s big enough to fight the Maw?”

Paul considers, then looks at Shade, his eyes widening

Paul

“I have an idea...”

Cut to Malcom. Malcom arrives at the doors to Randoms Tower, and enters, immediately heads to the elevator, he arrives at the Creature Department, and sees where the entrance to Hedge Realm is located.

Cut outside, Shade exits the diner, and looks up at the Maw

Shade

“H’boy...”

Paul

“Come on buddy! You got this!”

Tim

“We believe in you!”

Shade

“Well... here goes nothin’”

Shade transforms. He turns into a massive, towering Shade, an equal to the Fatality Maw in size

Shade

“Hey there, buddy! I’m big now!”

The Maw runs at him

Shade

“Oh lord!”

Shade starts blocking and dodging it’s attacks, even managing to get in a few hits. Eventually Shade manages to trip it, sending it crashing down near a building. Shade notices this

Shade

“Holy cow, this is dangerous!”

Shade glances at Central Park, and spots Professional Blond Man hiding behind a tree

Shade

“HEY YOU! TELL EVERYONE TO EVACUATE! ORDERS FROM MALCOM!”

Professional Blond Man

“Yes fine whatever, just don’t hurt me!”

Shade

“Kay cool, I thought you were-“

The Maw is back up, and has starting hurting Shade again, this time he makes Shade trip, grabs him by the leg, and swings him onto Randoms Tower, causing it to fall... the sacred structure has fallen

Cut inside to see Malcom’s experience. He arrives at the hedge, but before he can enter, the buildings gives a shake, the floor gives way below him and he falls, along with a ton of creatures

Malcom notices the hedge pass him, also he positions himself to land in it... and after an intense sequence... he makes it in, as the hedge crashes against the ground.

Shade sees the wreckage of Randoms Tower, and shrinks in horror... like he gets tiny and starts sobbing

Paul sees this, and waits for the Maw to move along, then he runs over to Shade

Paul

“Shade, c’mon buddy, you gotta fight!”

Shade

“What’s the point? I messed everything up!”

Paul

“No, the monster threw you into the tower! That wasn’t your-“

Shade

“Paul, Randoms is gone! It’s over!”

Paul

“Shade-“

Paul thinks for a moment, as Shade sobs

Paul

“No... the tower wasn’t Randoms! We’re Randoms! Us, we’re the people who made it possible... so...”

He puts his hand out

Paul

“But I get it... c’mon, let’s get you to safety”

Shade looks like he’s about to cry, but he grabs Paul’s hand... and then hugs him, Paul looks taken aback, but hugs him back

Cut to Lily and Sally, they’ve spotted Laura and Robert, trying to get the car to start

Robert

“When was this car made?!”

Laura

“It’s an antique!”

Robert

“You don’t know”

Laura

“Not a clue!”

Lily

“Mom!”

Laura

“Lily! You’re okay!”

Sally (begrudgingly)

“Laura, Carl”

Robert

“Heh... um...”

Sally

“Y’all, we have a safe zone, you guys should hide there with us”

Robert

“Yeah, but... how long will it be safe?”

Laura

“ANYTHING IS BETTER THEN THIS!”

Laura jumps out of the car and runs to Sally and Lily

Robert

“I- c’mon! Ugh... okay, let’s go”

Malcom pops out in the Hedge Realm, glances at the entrance, then presses forward... the sky looks stormy, and the mountain looks intimidating

Malcom

“Okay Warwick... it’s time...”

Malcom starts running up the mountain, a sheep sees him pass

Sheep

“That guy... he’s the bravest man in the whole world...”

Malcom makes it to the peak, the pool of magic is purple

Malcom pulls out the Blade of Anubis

Malcom

“Okay... let’s do this...”

???

“Not so fast...”

Malcom turns around, shocked. Warwick is there

Warwick

“Did you really think it would be that easy?”

Malcom

“Not really... YAH!”

He thrusts the sword into Warwick’ chest... nothing happens

Malcom’s face falls, as Warwick just has a bored expression

Warwick

“Are you finished?”

He pulls the sword out

Malcom

“But- I-“

Warwick

“The blade drains life... I don’t have that anymore, this is a new body I made in the Eye of Agoro, I’m no longer human! Nothing can harm me anymore! I’m invincible!”

Malcom

“No...”

Warwick

“Aw, don’t worry. Once you’re dead, Porta will be the new sorcerer capital! A new era will begin, and balance will be achieved... finally...”

Malcom

“NEVER!”

Malcom lunges at Warwick and slashes him with the blade repeatedly, no effect. Warwick just laughs, and eventually kicks Malcom to the other side of the pool

Warwick

“Amusing, but in the end? You’re struggle is pointless... only I know how this all turns out. Exactly as I designed!”

Malcom

“Will you stop talking?!”

Malcom lunges one more time, only for Warwick to levitate him

Warwick looks at him

Warwick

“You’re a disappointment... shame, you could of been a strong ally”

Malcom

“WHY YOU-“

Warwick

“Shhhhh...”

Malcom goes quiet, as Warwick looks at him blankly... then Warwick smiles

Warwick

“Goodbye”

Warwick tosses Malcom away, over the Hedge Realm’s borders, and into the void

Malcom

“NOOOOOOOO!”

Malcom falls into the abyss...

Cut back to Warwick, who looks around

Warwick

“Well... it is done...”

Warwick teleports away

Cut to the group in the diner, now just listening to the Maw’s chaos

P-Sauce (uneasy)

“Mmm... she’s been gone for awhile...”

Tim puts his hand on P-Sauce’s shoulder

Tim

“She’s strong, she’ll be alright”

Lily, Sally, Laura and Robert enter the diner

Tim

“OH THANK THE LORD YOU GUYS ARE OKAY!”

P-Sauce

“Seriously?”

Tim

“What?”

P-Sauce

“I- whatever! LILY!”

They hug for a long time, and Laura looks uncomfortable

Laura

“Well, as long as you haven’t kissed-“

They both blush

Laura

“I give up...”

Tim

“Many things can happen in the heat of war”

The ground shakes, the Maw is right outside

Alex

“Oh lord, it’s over guys! We’re all gonna die!”

Tucker

“No... I know what I have to do... and as soon as I do... run!”

Jessie

“Tucker, you are not-“

Tucker

“I am...”

Tucker exits the diner

Alex

“Umm...”

Tim

“We gotta makes sure he’ll be alright!”

Lily

“Okay!”

The Silvas exit the building (as well as P-Sauce)

They look up, the Maw is roughly twelve feet away. Tucker has climbed to the top of the diner, and is staring at it

Tucker

“Okay... this is it...”

The Maw notices him, and stares back, snarling

Tucker stares for a few moments, than launches at it, perfectly mirroring the picture from the intro

￼

Tim realizes what Tucker is doing, and looks touched (given the original plan was essentially to sacrifice Tim)

Tucker charges energy in his fist, and punches the Maw, actually managing to make it lose balance, and fall onto Central Park

The Silvas cheer

Sally

“He did it!”

Alex

“That was awesome...”

Tucker keeps fighting the Maw, it looks effortless from afar (but Tucker is struggling right now), he manages to get the Maw further from the diner

Lily

“We’re saved!”

???

“Yes, delightful”

Everyone bolts around, Warwick is leaning against the wall

Sally

“You...”

She pulls out her gun, and sticks it to his chest

Sally (furious)

“Where’s Malcom?!”

Warwick looks bored, and he grabs the gun, crushing it in his hand

Warwick

“He’s gone...”

Warwick moves on, leaving Sally looking dumbfounded.

As he walks onward, Tim starts crying, Alex has an expression of a disbelief, and Lily gasps and tears up (P-Sauce puts his hand on her shoulder)

Sally tears up, just standing perfectly still

Warwick keeps moving, as suddenly an energy blast goes through his chest. Warwick stiffens, and turns to see Tim, distraught, but furious. His hand in the the position of just having fired

Warwick’s wound heals instantly, and he levitates Tim, and slams him into a wall

Tim

“GHAUF!”

Alex

“No! Tim!”

Alex goes over to help him

Warwick keeps moving in silence

Cut back to Malcom, in the void... he’s talking to himself, it echoes in the sheer vastness of this infinite empty space

Malcom

“This is my fault... my fault... if I had just told the Elite... I could’ve avoided this... it’s all my fault... everything is my fault...”

He falls, and starts crying for the first time in the series

Malcom

“I’m... so sorry guys...”

He stares into the void

Malcom

“Alex...”

We see a clip of a six year old Alex riding a bike for the first time, Malcom watching proudly

Cut back

Malcom

“Tim...”

We see a clip of a five year old Tim making cupcakes with Malcom

Cut back

Malcom

“Sally...”

We see a clip of their first kiss

Cut back

Malcom

“Lily...”

We see a clip of Lily sobbing, with Malcom comforting her

Cut back

Malcom

“I... I ruined everything...”

???

“Hey kid...”

Malcom looks around, he’s in a field. His parents are standing there

Malcom

“I- what is this? Dad? Mom?”

Rodrigo

“Malcom... you’re ten times the man I ever was...”

Marcy

“Yeah... we were wrong...”

Malcom stares

Malcom

“But... I failed... I caused this”

Rodrigo puts is hand on Malcom’s shoulder

Rodrigo

“No... we did... we kept you away from your passions out of fear and selfishness...”

Marcy

“Even after death, you carried guilt for things we said you should feel bad about...”

Malcom

“I’m not supposed to feel guilt... I’m Malcom”

Rodrigo

“You’re Malcom... but you’re also human... and emotions are human... it’s important to have them, but you can’t let them take control... feeling good comes second... to doing what’s right...”

Malcom

“Y-you’re not even really here... you’re just a memory...”

Rodrigo

“True... but... why on earth should that make us wrong?”

Cut, Malcom is in the void again

He looks up, then spots the Blade of Anubis... and he gets an idea

He snaps his fingers, the blade flies towards him, he grabs it and swings it around so it leads him upwards

Malcom has an expression of determination on his face as he soars upwards

Cut back outside, Tucker is swatted down by the Maw, and crashes through a skyscraper, and into the road (creating a crater), looking weak

Jessie spots him, and runs over

Tucker

“It’s... too powerful...”

Jessie

“Just stay still...”

Cut to the Silvas, looking distraught. Tim is sobbing, Alex is clutching his head, Lily is sobbing into P-Sauce’s shoulder (even P-Sauce is just keeping tears at bay), and Sally has no expression... she looks blankly into the distance

Porta is in a state of wreckage, everything has been at least somewhat harmed

The Maw slowly begins moving towards the countryside, Warwick watching it from a rooftop, looking victorious

Cut back to the Hedge Realm, Malcom arrives at the top of the mountain again, walks over to the pool... stares into it... and stabs it, only for it to crack (like glass)

Cut to Warwick, who feels this

Warwick

“That- impossible...”

He teleports

Cut back to the Hedge Realm, Malcom stabs the pool again, it cracks more, he’s about to deliver the finishing blow when Warwick appears

Warwick

“NO!”

He punches Malcom onto the pool, which is solid now

Warwick

“I’M NOT LETTING YOU RUIN MY HARD WORK!”

Malcom

“You... don’t have a choice!”

He slashes at Warwick’s arm, cutting his robe

Warwick

“You’re forgetting, heh.

Warwick’s wound doesn’t heal... Warwick notices

Warwick

“What...”

He notices the pool, then the blade

Warwick

“So be it...”

Warwick creates two swords out of magic, and slashes at Malcom, who defends himself with the Blade of Anubis

Malcom manages to get some slashes himself, both expertly blocking each other

Warwick

“I’m ending this now! Once you’re dead, all will bow before their true emperor! ME! WARWICK MAHOGANY, SON OF-“

Malcom stabs Warwick in the stomach

Warwick

“Agh!”

Malcom

“Maybe stop talking”

Warwick uses magic to pin Malcom to the ground, and heal himself

Warwick

“I can heal... heh, now where was I? Ah yes...”

He lifts his sword, ready to kill Malcom

Warwick

“Any last words?”

Malcom

“No...”

Malcom lifts the Blade of Anubis, and stabs the pool, shattering it

Warwick

“NOOOOOO!”

Warwick puts his hand on his chest, he’s not breathing. Looking panicked, he takes a step back, trips and falls on his back. Malcom stands up, just in time to see Warwick disintegrate... this time... for good

Malcom breathes heavily, and heads to the exit of the Hedge Realm... which is starting to collapse upon itself, it’s entirely made from magic

Cut outside, the Maw stops... everyone stares at it... as it disintegrates, leaving Jameson lying unconscious

Safety Ninja, Anne and Robert run over to him

Safety Ninja checks his pulse

Robert

“Is he okay?”

Safety Ninja

“He’s alive, just unconscious!”

Robert sighs in relief

Anne

“Oh man, I never thought I’d feel bad for him... guess there’s a first for everything”

Safety Ninja

“Yeah, I’m calling a hospital... and then the cops...”

Anne

“Heh, zing!”

The Silvas all stare at this scene

Tim

“But... we’re safe? How?!”

???

“That’s easy *cough,*”

Tim turns, Tucker’s  here, looking weak, and being helped along by Jessie

Tucker

“Malcom did it... he destroyed the Pool of Magic... magic is gone, try using a spell”

Tim tries, nothing happens

Tim

“He- but...”

Tucker

“Yes... hrrrgh”

Tucker falls over

Tim

“Tucker! Are you okay?!”

Tucker

“Tim... I’ve been using magic to heal myself for centuries... I should’ve died a long time ago... I feared it, as you know... I hope that my sacrifice... at least started to make things right...”

Tim

“You- no... you can’t!”

Tucker

“Tim... sorcery was a mistake... but meeting you is the best thing to come out of it... thank you...”

Tim

“But-“

Tucker fades away, and Tim starts crying

Jessie watches the scene, tears in his eyes... but he looks content

Jessie (to himself)

“Glad you found your way... old friend...”

The other Silvas comfort Tim

Malcom walks up behind them

Malcom

“Tucker would’ve wanted you to be happy... thanks to him, we did it...”

Sally

“Malcom!”

Tim

“You’re alive!”

Alex

“Oh thank goodness... MALCOM!”

Lily laughs

They all run over to him and start talking to him, ecstatically, as we pan out and fade to black...

Fade in on a shot of Randoms Tower, standing once again, although it’s clear it’s still being worked on

Subtitle

“Three months later”

Cut to Malcom’s room, he’s packing a suitcase

Sally peaks in

Sally

“Hey Malcom, ready to go?”

Malcom

“I think so... just gotta talk to them, and then... say goodbye to the kids”

Sally

“Right... I’ll start loading up the stuff”

Malcom

“Thanks Sal...”

He gets up and heads to the door

Sally

“Malcom... you’re not gonna miss this place too much are you?”

Malcom

“I mean... I will a little... but, overall... I’ll be happy to... not be here for once...”

Sally laughs

Sally

“Well... either way- I- I’ll load the stuff up now...”

Malcom

“Heh, okay Sal. Love you”

Cut to the Lab. Paul, Shade, P-Sauce, Safety Ninja, and Anne are there. The main B-Cast characters

Malcom enters

Malcom

“Guys...”

Paul gets up

Paul

“That time already?”

Malcom

“It is...”

Shade

“Retirement huh? Nice!”

Safety Ninja

“Cabins seem safe...”

Anne

“Country cabin, adorable”

Malcom

“Heh, yeah yeah... “

Paul

“You’re just in time to see Jameson and Robert from prison”

Malcom

“Oh, the video call?”

Paul

“Yeah”

Malcom looks over Paul’s shoulder at a tablet, where Jameson and Robert are onscreen

Malcom

“Hey guys!”

Jameson

“Hey Malcom!”

Robert

“How’s it going?”

Malcom

“How’s prison?”

Jameson

“Oh y’know! Could be worse! The food is better than what my parents fed me!”

Robert chuckles

Malcom

“Well, glad you two are holding up”

Robert

“Eh, it’s hard to get depressed. We have these video calls, and each other!”

Jameson

“Yeah, we got each other’s back! WE’RE A COUPLE OF KINGS!”

Malcom

“Alright, good seeing you guys!”

Paul

“Bye!”

He hangs up

Malcom

“Right, my business. I, um, I wanted to give you five something... you were all more than just employees, you’re my friends...”

They all look shocked

Malcom

“Right, ahem, Shade! You first...”

Shade stretches over to him

Malcom

“So, due to me and Sally leaving, Tucker’s death, and Ricardio running away... well, I think you’d make a fantastic Randoms Elite member”

Shade

“You... you what?!”

Malcom

“Yep! You heard me! You’re now a Randoms Elite Member”

Shade

“I- I don’t- words!”

Malcom

“Heh... Safety Ninja, Anne”

Safety Ninja and Anne

“Yeah?”

Malcom

“I heard you two bought a house, so I got you this”

He pulls out a small framed painting of the two of them

Safety Ninja

“Oh wow, we look good”

Anne

“We really do”

Malcom

“The frame is made from a very rare metal that Radcliffe provided... expensive”

He turns to P-Sauce

Malcom

“P-Sauce, I’m giving you this”

He pulls out the Blade of Anubis

P-Sauce

“Whoa what?!”

Malcom

“After magic was destroyed, this thing lost its abilities. It’s just a really nice sword now...”

P-Sauce

“Holy cow, dude, this is awesome...”

Malcom

“Yeah... protect Lily with that, okay?”

P-Sauce

“Yes sir!”

Malcom

“And Paul...”

Paul

“Malcom, I really don’t need a gift, I’m-“

Malcom

“Ah, it’s not too exciting”

Paul

“You- what is it?”

Malcom

“Well let’s see... *ahem,* I hearby declare that my final act as Randoms CEO... is... to elect Paul Proudfoot... as my replacement”

Paul’s jaw drops

Paul

“Oh, that’s- GOOD JOKE! HA HA!”

Malcom

“I’m serious”

Paul

“You- you’re serious?”

Malcom nods

Paul tears up

Paul

“I, wow... that’s... what an honor... THANK YOU!”

Malcom

“You’re the best for the job Paul, took me awhile to realize, but it’s true”

Paul

“I’m getting very emotional, oh wow...”

Malcom

“Heh...”

Cut outside, it’s sunset... the Silvas are there... Sally has finished loading up the luggage... Malcom is looking at Tim, Alex and Lily say goodbye to Sally

Sally

“You guys’ll be fine! You got this!”

They hug her

Sally

“I’ll call every day!”

Alex

“We know”

Tim

“I’m gonna miss you so much!”

Lily

“I miss you already!”

Sally hugs them tight, and then heads to the car

Malcom

“Well... um...”

The three look into his eyes

Malcom

“We... um... we had a great run... bye...”

Malcom turns to leave, but freezes... zoom out to see Tim is hugging him tight from behind

Malcom turns, and looks down at Tim... and hugs him back.. tightly...

Alex and Lily join the hug, he wraps his arms around them... as a tear falls

Eventually they break apart

Tim

“Thanks dad...”

Alex

“Seriously...”

Lily

“For everything...”

Malcom

“You’re welcome...”

Malcom heads into the car, waves goodbye, and then they drive off

Alex

“Man...”

Tim

“Yeah...”

We fade to white, and get a montage seeing every character’s future, as some powerful music plays

Paul is sitting in Malcom’s office, in an 80s business suit looking content. Shade pops up, and leans on him happily

Safety Ninja and Anne are sitting on a couch, each reading a book, while holding hands (wedding rings in shot)

The Randoms School students are graduating, looking proud of themselves (also that Sophie and Victor are dating)

The sorcerers are back in the Mid-Realm, now that magic is gone, they are exploring their true passions. Grey is painting, Frida is gardening, and Radcliffe is watching them happily (also the floofians are living there in harmony)

Ricardio is gambling in the Green Lotus Casino, he wins a jackpot. As he raises his arms in celebration... a ton of extra cards fall out from his tux, and he looks horrified

Nick is feeding some reindeer happily

Jessie and Tiny Turret are attending a funeral for Tucker. They’re holding hands

Nolan and Phoebe Quicksilver are getting hired for Randoms INC, and grinning widely at this

Jameson and Robert are onstage, revealing their new company “Robert and Jameson’s Super Tech Paranormal Investigation Rad Company (I’m so cool!)”

Jameson knocks on a door, and his parents open it. Inside we see them drinking tea, and laughing

Oh and the other season one client are at a therapists office (because why not?)

The monster Tim hid under his bed is in the Specter Forest, playing cards with a Mushroom Specter

Poseidon is singing opera to entertain the Fish Gremlins

The Fears from episode seven are having a book club

Shade enters a sacred Shadonian Temple bearing cake, and waves at his follows

CBot Mini is now a hardcore biker man, hanging out with Death Skull Man

Malcom opens his front door to see Ricardio standing there, he pulls out a pie with “I’m stupid” written on the front, Malcom welcomes him in

Professional Blond Man is running for president against Murray Pickett (he won’t win, but it’s cool he’s trying)

J.C. Holling is jet skiing, Martin Phillips driving the boat

Gertie and the Museum tour guide are on a date

Alex is walking down the street and bumps into a girl (Mikayla). We see them on a date, actually getting along, as Tim sits a little bit away from them, looking cheerful

Tim is teaching at the Randoms School, wearing Malcom’s tux

(Older) Lily and P-Sauce are getting married, Laura and P-Sauce’s dad cheering enthusiastically in the crowd

(Older) Malcom and Sally are slow dancing in their cabin’s living room. Malcom looks truly at peace

Angle on Randoms INC, an evil Mushroom headed man adults from the ground

Evil Mushroom Man

“I... AM SYTHE! THE MUSHROOM SORCERER, HERE TO CONQUER PORTA CITY! *evil cackle*”

He starts blasting energy beams at the citizens, still cackling... then, he looks up, and his face falls. Tim and Alex, looking older (Tim is buff, and Alex has a mustache), swoop in and punch him into the sky

Evil Mushroom Man

“I’LL BE BACK!”

Tim and Alex look at each other, nod, then head back inside.

The camera zooms out, showing Randoms Tower one last time

THE END

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