Futureville - Pilot

Futureville Pilot

Narrator

”400 years in the future, humans decided earth was no longer good enough for them, so, after some preparation, a large number of humans moved to space, and founded the first ever intergalactic society. A proud country, consisting of thirty planetoids. Galaxia. In Galaxia, each planetoids serves one purpose, and our story begins in the neighborhood planet, also known as Futureville, where our delightful protagonists rest-“

???

”HOLY CRAP!”

Narrator

”Ah, that’s fun...”

The camera zooms through Futureville, revealing a very mediums sized house, cut inside showing Miffer and Erica sitting at a table

Miffer

“You’re brother I assume?”

Erica

“You recognized his high pitched wails of agony? Cool”

Miffer

“I mean, there three people living here, and he’s the... not strong one”

Phil runs in

Phil

“You guys! It’s freaking Winston Paleman! He’s got a freaking plastic flamingo in his yard now!”

Erica

“Oh not Winston again! Why are you so obsessed with him?”

Phil

“Obsessed? Who’s obsessed? I’m- I’m not- he’s obsessed!”

Miffer

“I’m out of the loop”

Erica

“Oh well-“

Phil

“Erica please don’t...”

Erica

“Shovel your pride! When we graduated and moved here, I threw a party to celebrate, and meet everyone, and Winston beat Phil at Mario Kart in front of everyone, and made fun of him for it”

Miffer

“Wait that’s it? Dude, my enemies have attempted to murder me, or have all suffered at my hand. HOW IS THIS YOU’RE RIVAL?!”

Phil

“You don’t get it! He embarrassed me on my first day here! Plus it was in front of Olivia Truman...”

Erica

“OH COME ON! YOU’RE STILL ON THAT?!”

Phil

“Yes, I’m still on that!”

Miffer

“I’m gonna go grab something to drink, Erica, you still have some tea?”

Erica

“I always have tea”

Miffer

“Good to know”

He walks off

Phil

“Why are we letting him stay here again? He’s a criminal! Remember all the trouble he got us in with the Split-Force?”

Erica

“It was just one officer, and he was stupid, it’s probably fine”

Phil

“Eeeeeeegh... still, my job is already in jeopardy, if Mr. Crate figured out I was harboring a criminal-“

Erica

“How would he find out?”

Phil

“I mean... would it be that shocking?”

Erica

“Speaking of work actually... isn’t today Monday?”

Phil

“It’s... AGH!”

He slaps his forehead

Erica

“PHIL C’MON! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STARE AT FLAMINGOS!”

Phil

“Yeah yeah, okay I’m going! Oh lord!”

He runs off

Miffer (other room)

“You’re out of tea”

Erica

“I’m what?!”

Phil runs outside, and unlocks his flying saucer. From across the street, Winston Paleman spots him

Winston

“Hey Phil! You goin’ to work?”

Phil

“Yes! Why do you care?”

Winston

“I think the real question is... how do you still have a job? HA! ZING!”

Phil

“Shut up!”

Winston

“Oh hey, Valentines Day is tomorrow, got any plans? I mean, besides your sister!”

Phil mutters to himself, Winston considers this a victory and leans on his flamingo

Winston

“Aw poor baby! Have a good one chubs!”

Phil gets in his saucer, and blasts off

In space we see him soaring pass other planets, approaching a large mechanical looking one

Phil

“Work time... yay...”

Back down at the Fischer household, Erica and Miffer are watching the tea kettle

Miffer

“So... tea...”

Erica

“Yep, kind of a passion of mine...”

Miffer

“Real boring”

Erica

“Hey!”

Miffer

“What, I’m just saying!”

Erica pulls out her phone and groans

Erica

“Oh crap it’s her, lord give me strength?”

Miffer

“Another rival?”

Erica

“Not a rival, just someone I strongly dislike... look at this!”

Miffer looks at the social media post, a attractive woman is showing off her shoulder, and a tattoo of a dragon, with the subtitle “Later Haters”

Erica

“Freaking Clara Pencost got a tattoo, big whoop”

Miffer

“I had a tattoo once, it was burnt off”

Erica

“I hate her so much”

Miffer

“Real Christianlike”

Erica

“Agh! That’s not what I meant, I just- *breathes in,* she’s not my favorite person to interact with... I’m any way... ever... at all... but I love her... in that way...”

Miffer

“Cool, so what are ya gonna do?”

Erica

“I don’t- oooooh... y’know, Phil gave me an idea...”

Miffer’s ears go up

Miffer

“We’re talking revenge right?”

Erica

“Oh yeah! Okay, listen to this! Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, I throw a big party, I invite her over, and then you humiliate her from the shadows! It’s perfect!”

Miffer

“I’m in! But... I’m gonna need some pay pay first”

Erica

“Fine, like what?”

Miffer

“I’m getting really sick of sleeping in your crappy attic, I want the couch”

Erica

“The couch?”

Miffer

“Yeah”

Erica

“Uh... Phil wouldn’t like that-“

Miffer

“Who cares what that square thinks? You own this house just as much as him!”

Erica

“Yeah, YEAH! You’re right! Alright, let’s do it!”

Miffer

“Finally! Also the tea is boiling over”

Erica

“Oh crap!”

Cut to Phil arriving at the Official District, a massive planet covered in office buildings. He parks his saucer, hops out and heads over to a big building near the center

Cut inside, he plops behind his desk

Another employee (sitting behind him) glances back

Rick

“Hey Phil, it’s Dana’s birthday next week, we’re gonna surprise her! You in?”

Phil

“Huh? Oh... uh, yeah alright”

Rick

“Alright, don’t say anything, shh”

Rick goes back to his paperwork, and Phil begins his. He’s a proofreader for Newspaper, just correcting grammatical errors and whatnot.

He sighs in contempt

Cut back to the Fischer household

Erica

“Right Miffer, you got those invitations sent?”

Miffer

“No, of course not”

Erica

“Oh come on! You had ONE job!”

Miffer

“K cool”

Erica

“Ugh! You are so useless and attractive!”

Miffer

“Both accurate toots”

He winks and clicks his tongue

Erica

“And why am I crushing on an alien criminal, I dunno?”

Miffer

“One that looks like a frickin’ rabbit at that”

Erica

“Okay... I can still run to the post office I’m time, I got this!”

Miffer

“Huh? Oh, have fun with that”

Erica

“Oh no, you’re gonna do some work!”

Miffer

“Nah I’m good, I got my couch”

Erica

“Just get the house ready for visitors, or I’m revoking your couch privileges”

Miffer

“The party isn’t until tomorrow”

Erica

“So? Get to it bunny boy”

She leaves

Miffer

“What a shmuck...”

He glances at the wall

Miffer

“That could be cleaner I guess... ah why not?”

Cut to Phil, we see a montage of his very mundane work day, until we end with him leaning on the water jug, half asleep

Co-Worker

“And then I said, Andy, you’re still single!”

The other co-workers laugh, except one (assumably Andy)

Andy

“Aw come on! It was one time!,

Phil

“Okay then...”

Co-Worker

“You Philly, you feeling okay?”

Phil

“Yeah fine, besides the fact I’m demotivated in everything I do and want to sleep”

Co-Worker

“Had a bad night?”

Phil

“Yeah, Erica and Miffer were having an argument”

Co-Worker

“Erica and who?”

Phil instantly wakes up, realizing what he said

Phil

“Did I say Miffer?! No! I meant... uh... Phil... son... YEAH PHILSON! He’s her boyfriend...”

Co-Worker

“Okay”

Phil

“Yeah! Okay, I’m gonna take the day off, I’m tired, okay bye!”

Co-Worker

“Have a good day buddy”

Phil

“K bye”

He rushes out, pauses to take a breath, then heads over to his saucer

Phil

“Okay, no big deal, you almost revealed you were staying with an intergalactic criminal, but no big deal right-“

???

“Excuse me, what was that?”

Phil freezes in horror

A small metal man with a sword head runs over

???

“Hello there, Splitter No. 31, here on the S02 case. Criminal S02 escaped from the custody of Emperor Eager, and we’ve suspected he’s in the living distract, either Holoville or Futureville”

Phil

“Well- uh, Y’know I heard lots of folks are hanging around in Holoville nowadays, it’s making a real comeback”

Splitter

“Well, maybe... what were you muttering to yourself?”

Phil

“Oh... well, my sister is dating a biker, so... it was just an expression y’know? ‘Oh! That darn intergalactic criminal!’ You’ve heard that right?”

Splitter

“Yeah I have actually, thank you for your time! I’ll be sure to check out Holoville! Adios!”

Phil

“Okay...”

He runs to the saucer, and flies off

Splitter

“What an inconspicuous fellow... right, off to Holoville! Once I capture S02 I’ll finally get that promotion I’ve been dreaming of! Woo!”

A random guys walks bye, glances at Splitter, and moves on

Cut back to Futureville, Erica is delivering the invitations from door to door (in a quick montage of course)

Finally she just has one left, and it’s for Winston Paleman. She knocks on his door, and he answers

Winston

“What’s up?”

Erica

“Yeah hi, party, be there”

Winston

“Ha! Wanna embarrass yourselves again I see? Will Phil be there?”

Erica

“Yep”

Winston

“Than so will I! Perfect, heh”

He goes back in

Erica

“Okay, yeah he’s a shmuck...”

Olivia Truman, the woman Paul mentioned earlier, walks down the street behind her, Erica spots her and gets an idea

Erica

“Hey Olivia!”

Olivia

“Huh? Oh, uh hi! You’re... Natasha right?”

Erica

“Erica, close enough”

Olivia

“What? I was way off-“

Erica

“Well anyway, um, I’m throwing this Valentines party and wanted to ask you-“

Olivia

“Oh-“

Erica

“To dance with my brother in front of stupid Winston Paleman, get revenge because, well, Phil needs it”

Olivia

“Oh... umm, yeah? I guess I could... I don’t know Phil very well though...”

Erica

“That’s no problem! I can teach you all about him alright?”

Olivia

“I would agree if I had time, but I’m late to a thing, so yeah... I’ll be there tomorrow though! Teach me about him while he’s at work!”

Erica

“Will do!”

Olivia runs off, waving goodbye

Erica

“This is going so smoothly!”

Hard cut, Phil is talking to Miffer

Phil

“SHE WHAT?!”

Miffer

“I tried to stop her, but she was too powerful”

Phil

“I can’t-“

Erica

“Hiiiiiii Phil! Good news-“

Phil

“ERICA WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!”

Erica

“What-“

Phil

“Look... I just... I CAN’T DO THE CRAPPY PARTY THING AGAIN!”

Erica

“No look, I guaranteed you’re dancing with Olivia Truman in front of Winston!”

Phil

“You what?”

Erica

“Yeah! She agr-“

Phil

“I WANTED TO PROGRESS THAT RELATIONSHIP MYSELF! Sheesh I know you’re older, but still!”

Erica

“Ugh... Phil, you’re under a lot of stress-“

Phil

“Wonder why that could be! I’m the only one making any money! I pay for everything!”

Erica blushes

Erica

“Well, I was gonna... find... a job...”

Phil

“Really? Because as far as I’m concerned... until you do... this is my property...”

Erica

“Wait what?!”

Phil

“Yep, I’m going to bed”

Miffer

“Aw snap! Burn!”

Phil

“And you! One more word and you’re banished, I got in trouble with a Splitter today because of you!”

Miffer

“Big deal, those guys are jokes”

Phil

“JUST GOOD NIGHT!”

He storms off, and Erica slumps off

Erica

“Night Miffer”

Once they’re gone, Miffer plops on the couch and sighs

Miffer

“Right, desperate times call for desperate measures”

He sneaks outside, and hops into the Saucer, and blasts off

Once in space, he flies away from the rest of Galaxia, towards a small asteroid with a janky pub built on it. Miffer lands on this asteroid, and swaggers inside

The inside is occupied by various aliens, all of which shout greeting at Miffer

Miffer

“Hey Jerry, hi Carl, that a new hat?”

He approaches an alien wearing an apron

Miffer

“What’s cooking good looking?”

Chef Lad

“Ah S02, my favorite customer! What’ll it be tonight?”

Miffer

“Actually, I’m in need of some assistance. I’m setting up a party for some servants of mine. I’m gonna need some of your finest cuisine”

Chef Lad

“Hmm... I think I can handle that, I’ll get straight to work”

Miffer

“Thanks dude, love ya!”

Chef Lad

“Aw stop it you!”

Miffer

“Gladly, chop to choppin’ chief”

Miffer plops on a waiting bench

Chef Lad

“Always has such a way with words”

The next day, Phil wakes up, looking disgruntled

Phil

“H’boy, another crappy day. What a joy”

He heads downstairs to see Erica standing frozen

Phil

“What’s going- WHOA-“

He sees what Erica is staring at, the house has been lavishly decorated

Phil

“Erica... what the-“

Erica

“I swear, I woke up it was like this!”

Phil

“But who-“

Miffer

“Me, you’re welcome!”

Phil

“But, I said no-“

Miffer

“This party is legit super high profile, you’d have to be an idiot to screw it up! Which to be fair... you are idiots”

Phil

“Why did you... do this?”

Miffer

“Because I realized I literally have nothing better to do, it’s not some act of goodwill, it was absolutely just... boredom... being a criminal on the run is boring”

Erica

“Phil... I got you your dance, Miffer got you a nice party. Let me throw it!”

Phil

“But... UGH! FINE! I’ll be at work, got a meeting today at noon”

Miffer

“Hey good luck with that!”

Cut outside, Phil exits. Winston shouts at him from across the street

Winston (rudely)

“Yo Phil! See you at the party tonight!”

Phil (rudely)

“I’ll see you too!”

Winston (rudely)

“Well can’t wait, have a nice day!’

Phil (rudely)

“You too! See you later!”

Winston (rudely)

“I love you!”

Phil (rudely)

“You too!”

Cut inside, Olivia Truman is sitting at the table. Some time has passed

Erica

“So, Phil lessons, um, how do I put this nicely? He’s... not complicated”

Olivia

“So... unintelligent?”

Erica

“No, just not deep. He’s not good at problem solving. He’s really sweet though, and logical”

Olivia

“I can work with that”

Erica

“Yeah, so you just need to ask him to dance at the party y’know? And, uh, yeah, you get it”

Olivia

“I get it”

Erica

“Great! We got this!”

Miffer walks in

Miffer

“Yo Erica, we’re dancing”

Erica

“What?! You’re so short though! Uh... oh crap-“

Olivia

“What, you have a problem with him?”

Erica

“Oh no, I’m head over heels for him”

Olivia

“Mood”

Cut to Phil, at a long table now with several other employees. His boss, Mr. Crate is standing at the end

Mr. Crate

“Right then, I called you hear because our local Split-Force officer has an announcement, here he is”

The Splitter from earlier enters

Splitter

“Hello, so after searching Holoville, and Criminal S02 was nowhere to be seen, I’m now suspecting that he is indeed hiding out in Futureville. So-“

Employee

“What?”

Splitter

“Oh, he- SHUT UP! Have any of you a small red alien, with tall ears?”

Phil (flawlessly)

“Noooooooo?”

Splitter

“Oh... okay then-“

Mr. Crate

“You’re leaving now?”

Splitter

“Yeah, I’m gonna check out Futureville”

Phil looks frightened as the Splitter exits

Mr. Crate

“I’m cutting all your pay”

Cut back to the house, the sun is setting now. Erica is welcoming guests inside

An old lady is walking in

Erica

“Hello miss Esposito, how are-“

Miss Esposito

“Can it string bean”

Erica

“Okay then- ah, Clara!”

The woman from her social media post has arrived

Clara

“Ugh, this is your house? I forgot it’s so sad...”

Erica grunts

Clara

“Well, hope you have wine”

Erica (grinding teeth)

“We do, enjoy yourself”

Clara

“Uh-huh”

She walks in, people are already hanging out and having fun, Miffer is serving people drinks and appetizers

He sees Clara. She walks over to Winston Paleman

Clara

“This place sucks”

Winston

“Oh tell me about it, where’s Olivia and Phil? I wanna humiliate Phil again!”

Clara

“Sounds hilarious, I’ll be filming!”

Miffer walks over

Miffer

“Oh, you think you’re real clever huh? Heh, lemme show you how it’s done!”

Winston

“What?”

Miffer

“You’re gonna wanna hide the camera, otherwise Erica will notice”

Clara

“Oh, good idea”

Winston

“Don’t you live here?”

Miffer

“Yeah, but it’s boring. Clara, you’re super hot, we should go out later”

Clara

“Sure”

Miffer

“I’ve got that charm amirite! Ha! Okay bye”

He walks off

Phil bursts in, and grabs Erica

Phil

“Erica! We have a problem!”

Erica

“Yeah! Olivia Truman isn’t here yet-“

Phil

“Not her! That Splitter I told you about? He’s coming to Futureville! We gotta hide Miffer or it’s two life sentences!”

Erica

“Let’s split up and find him!”

They run off, just as Olivia arrives

Olivia

“Okay Erica, I’m here! Where’s... Phil... um...”

She drifts in, glancing around

Winston notices her

Winston

“Camera ready?”

Clara

“Oh yeah”

Winston

“This’ll be fun”

He walks over to her

Winston

“Yo Liv!”

Back with Phil and Erica, Phil spots Miffer talking to some fancy looking guy

Phil

“Erica! I found him!”

Erica

“Ah!”

They run over

Miffer

“So you’re the president of what?”

Fancy Guy

“The neighborhood watch”

Miffer

“And that’s a real job?”

Fancy Guy

“Uh-“

Miffer

“You don’t get paid much do you”

Fancy Guy

“No one wants to higher a guy who’s only previous job is neighborhood watch president”

Miffer

“I mean I wouldn’t”

Phil runs over

Erica

“Miffer, we gotta talk to you in private”

Miffer

“Really Erica, already? Couldn’t wait could you?”

Erica

“I-“

She goes bright red

Phil

“OH MY LORD! MIFFER COME ON!”

He grabs Miffer and drags him to the pantry

Cut to inside the pantry

Miffer

“K, who’s starting?”

Erica

“NO ONE-“

Phil

“Can you stop?”

Miffer

“Yeah alright, it just... it’s too easy”

He laughs for a long while

Miffer

“Eh, sorry! I’m sorry okay! I mean, not really, but HA!”

Phil

“Are you d-“

Miffer

“ALMOST! HA!”

Erica

“*soft whine*”

Miffer

“Okay... okay, I’m done, seriously I’m done! What do you want?”

Phil

“THE-“

They hear the door open, and once peaking out, they see the Splitter has arrived

Splitter

“Hello lovely party, lemme see your guest list”

Evil music stinger

Miffer

“Huh... crap...”

Phil

“Nice going dipwad”

Miffer

“My bad”

Erica

“Back in the closet you doofs!”

She tugs them in

Erica

“How are we escaping the... THAT?!”

Phil

“Just... Miffer, stay in here, we’ll distract him!”

Miffer

“Okay, good call”

Erica

“We’ll have to be super inconspicuous, don’t say anything stupid”

They exit and spot Splitter

Phil

“I-“

Erica (loudly)

“What seems to be the problem officer?”

Phil slowly turns to face her

Phil

“Are you kidding me?”

Erica

“YES! IT WAS A JOKE PHIL! SILLY FUNNY MAN!”

Splitter

“Are you two the homeowners?”

Phil

“We met earlier!”

Splitter

“Yeah, well, I saw S02 through your window!”

Phil and Erica look nervous

Phil

“Uh, that can’t be right! We didn’t invite any criminals to this party!”

Erica

“WHAT IS CRIME ANYWAY-“

Splitter

“I’m sure it isn’t your fault, this S02 person seems like a real troublemaker. Apparently he was involved with the mafia, and he rigged last year’s Oscars ceremony! No way Forest Gump should’ve won, it wasn’t even in the running!”

Phil

“I didn’t know-“

Erica

“We’ll have a look around, just don’t look in the pantry, there’s a gas leak we’re trying to contain”

Splitter

“Gotcha”

He walks off

Phil

“Huh, nice save”

Erica

“I know right?”

Phil

“Looks like the evening won’t be a-“

He turns to see Winston and Olivia dancing right next to him, Winston smirking annoyingly

Phil

“I’ll be upstairs...”

Erica

“Phil! No you can’t- COME ON!”

Erica grabs Olivia, and drags her to the side

Erica (hushed)

“OLIVIA!”

Olivia (hushed)

“I know! He literally just grabbed me, I wanted to dance with yoooou’re brother!”

Erica

“Well it looks like he’s depressed now! Good job! Go talk to him!

Olivia

“What? Look man, this is going too far! I’d like to... not be here!”

Erica

“Ugh, I’m sorry... I’m an idiot... I shouldn’t have forced you into this...”

Olivia

“Uh-“

Erica

“Please, just... I’ll go grab him if you want... just he needs this okay?”

Olivia

“So you’re just gonna bow to your brother’s every petty whim?”

Erica

“No! I’m doing this because I care about his emotional state... that’s it...”

Olivia

“But... okay, fine, I’ll dance with him... but I want to get paid”

Erica

“Fine, I might have a- AAAAAAGH HOLD ON!”

She runs over to guard the pantry, Splitter is approaching it

Erica

“GAS LEAK! YOU’LL KILL US ALL!”

All the guest look around

Erica

“I mean- nothing!”

Splitter

“I heard a cough from there”

Erica

“THAT WAS THE CAT! He... has echolocation...”

Splitter

“I don’t know what that is, but if you say so”

He walks off, and Erica claps her hand to her forehead

Olivia

"What's going on here?!"

Erica

"Nothing! This is fi-"

Winston

"Excuse me, Olivia, your dance awaits!"

Olivia

"Uh, about that-"

Clara

"Yo Erica, is that a nativity set? It looks lopsided"

Erica

"DON'T YOU DARE-"

She hears the sound of vomiting to her side

Splitter

"Feel like the pantry... I mean, I should check it out right?"

Finally the stress gets to her

Erica

"AGH!"

Splitter

"So yes? K I'm opening it"

He opens the pantry, it's empty

Erica

"Huh, whaaaa-"

She glances past Splitter. Miffer is sitting at a table, he's resumed his conversation with the gentlemen from earlier

Erica

"You're kidding..."

Splitter

"Well looks like my job is done here, I'll be going! Thank you for your help"

Erica

"Yeah..."

Splitter

"FAREWELL CITIZENS!"

Splitter exits

Erica runs over to Miffer, and Phil comes down the stairs behind her

Phil

"Erica!"

Erica

"Huh? What?"

Phil

"I just wanted to say... sorry..."

Erica

"For what?"

Phil

"Ruining your party, I didn't mean to-"

Erica

No, no. It's fine! I should've listened to you..."

Miffer pops up

Miffer

"Yo Erica, it's time"

Erica

"It is?"

Miffer

"Yep!"

Phil

"For what?"

Erica

"The highlight of the evening"

Miffer hops onto a table

Miffer

"Attention everyone! Time for a VERY special announcement! What is this announcement? Music of course!"

He pulls out a guitar, and starts playing it. A few couples get up and start dancing

Clara looks disgusted

Erica

"Oh wow, these people are really enjoying MY party huh? HA!"

Clara

"Oh whatever!"

Cut over to Phil, Olivia and Winston

Winston

"Ah Livvie darling, ready to dance?"

Olivia

"No! I'm gonna dance with Phil!"

Phil

"Wha-"

He grabs him, and starts swaying with him

Winston

"You've gotta be kidding me?! Him?!"

Miffer watches the scene and chuckles

Erica is now talking loudly to Clara

Phil and Olivia are dancing... very close

Winston

"You're all idiots!"

He storms out, as the music continues cheerily. No one even noticed him leave.

THE END