Yacht Birthday Extravaganza- Transcript

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Chapter 21 - Yacht Birthday Extravaganza

Angle on Tim and Alex chilling on the couch

Tim

“You wanna rent a movie?”

Alex

“No”

Tim (smugly)

“Me neither, I was trying to start a conversation!”

Alex

“Woof, we need to work on that”

Malcom runs in

Malcom

“Kids, we have a problem! A massive, huge, horrifying problem!”

Tim and Alex

“What?!”

Malcom

“We’ve... been invited... to... Ricardio’s birthday party...”

Tim and Alex gasp

Tim

“Wait, adults can have those?! YES!”

Intro plays

Malcom

“So I was checking the mail, when all of the sudden, BOOM! I got this letter, inviting all three of us to my shmuck brother’s birthday party. He wants us to meet at the docks... I hate everything... anyway, it would be rude not to show up, but I refuse to go alone... so...”

Alex

“Nope, nearly died last time I saw Ricardio, course that was Tim’s fault-“

Tim

“T’was”

Alex

“But yeah, not tempting fate”

He leaves the room

Malcom

“We haven’t bonded in awhile have we Tim?”

Tim

“Do snakes have legs?”

Malcom

“Uh-“

Tim

“NO! LET’S DO IT!”

That night, we cut to the docks

Malcom

“Huh... a lot more creepy than during the day, who’d of thought”

Tim (nervously)

“Me”

A hooded dude walks over

Hood Lad

“Party guests?”

Malcom

“Yeah, I’m Malcom Silva, this is my son Timothy Silva”

Hood Lad

“Interesting... follow me...”

They follow him, until they arrive at a massive boat, with people lining up to get inside

Tim

“Whoa...”

Malcom

“Huh, impressive...”

Ricardio’s at the top of a massive ramp leading up, greeting everyone

Ricardio

“The Camstons? Bro! Welcome to the party, hope you enjoy yourselves!”

Malcom and Tim get in line

Ricardio

“Ugh”

???

“Present”

Ricardio

“AGH!”

A very well dressed man is revealed, with a massive top hat

Ricardio

“RICHIE TOPPERSON! Uh, what an absolute honor to have you here, glad you could make it!”

Richie

“Yes yes, just take my coat”

Ricardio takes, then dumps it on a butler

Butler

“Very good”

Ricardio

“Enjoy the party Richie!”

Richie

“Please, call me Lord Topperson”

He walks off, Ricardio follows him with his eyes. Then Malcom’s here

Malcom (obnoxiously)

“Ding ding ding ding ding ding”

Ricardio (already agitated)

“Okay, hi Malcom”

Malcom

“You seem happy to see me”

Ricardio

“Oh you wish. The truth is I only invited because my girlfriend said it would a ‘considerate action.’ But honestly, I don’t give a heck. Just don’t mess up my deal with Richie Topperson! He’s loaded, I’m gonna ask him to fund construction on my casino. A personal dream of mine. IF YOU MESS IT UP, YOU WON’T LIKE WHAT I GIVE YOU!”

He stomps off

Malcom

“Nice to see he’s calmed down a bit”

Tim

“Let’s get on the boaaaat!”

They make it on and see the ridiculous amount of guests (Paul (And a younger guy who is his guest), Robert, and Laura are included). There are ice sculptures, massive tables covered in divine quizine, and some tables covered in mysterious relics.

They walk into the fray

Malcom

“Hmm, kinda tacky”

Tim

“Wow, so much fancy stuff! Fancy napkins, fancy people, fancy fountain! Oh yeah, and the boat... I thought Ricardio was a cheapskate!”

Malcom

“Yeah he is, this is only fancy because he’s saving up for this all year. Tomorrow he’ll be in debt again”

Tim

“Come on, shouldn’t we at least try to have fun?”

Malcom

“Meh...”

Tim

“C’mon, theres gotta be someone you’d like to talk to, there’s Paul!”

Malcom

“He brought a guest, I don’t want to have to introduce myself, it’s awkward...”

Tim

“Well, uh... THERE’S ROBERT! Y’all are totally cool now that you peace treaty’d with him”

Malcom

“Do you know how people worked?”

Tim

“*cough* Umm... well, I’m gonna go talk to Lily... soooo...”

He walks off

Malcom

“Tim, WHAT ABOUT THE BONDING! I thought that’s why we came! Dagnabbit! Well... even though Ricardio asked me not to make a scene... I’m gonna make a scene...”

Tim walks over to Lily (also Laura and Robert who are talking)

Tim

“Hey Lily!”

Lily

“Tim, thank goodness you’re here! Wanna go do something that we’ll regret later?”

Tim

“Anytime!”

They run off laughing

Laura

“Ugh... look at stupid Malcom, with his stupid face”

Robert

“Uh what?”

Laura

“I hate him so much... wanna team up and take him out at this party?”

Robert

“Oh... yeah, do you not know?”

Laura

“Know what?”

Robert

“I can’t interfere with Malcom anymore. We signed a contract, the contact sucks, but yeah. It’s not worth reviling....”

Laura

“Well whatever, I’ll do it myself!”

Dramatic music zinger

Robert

“Oh... well have fun with that...”

Laura looks over at a trident on display, then chuckles

Over with Ricardio, he’s having a conversation with some very fancy people (Richie Topperson included)

Ricardio

“Yeah, that was so funny”

Richie

“It was not”

Ricardio nervously laughs

Ricardio

“Did you see the game last night? Really fun eh?”

Richie

“I’m allergic to fun, it’s a rare, but extremely deadly condition”

Ricardio

“Wow... me too... was so happy when... Uh...”

Malcom slides over

Malcom

“What my brother here is trying to say, is that he is what we like to call... a hobo”

Ricardio

“Dude what the-“

Richie

“A hobo? Quite a surprise”

Ricardio

“I’m not a hobo, I’m a legitimate businessman!”

Richie

“I’m starting to feel that I’ve heard enough. I’m going to mingle with someone classier than you... also, no sleeves, really?”

Ricardio

“Wait, I- AGH! You kidding me Malcom?!”

Malcom

“No, not really”

Ricardio

“You ruined everything! Maybe... it might not be too late, I just gotta salvage this party...”

Malcom

“Have fun with that”

With Tim and Lily. We see a montage of them performing various party shenanigans, including:

Dancing together (non-romantically, Tim’s not into her like that anymore)

Eating food, such delicious food, such amazing succulent shrimp and fabulous lobster, only at your local red lobster

Scaring Paul Proudfoot, who laughs along with them (what a good natured guy)

Just running

Later, they’re leaning on the edge of the boat

Lily

“Well, I can see why’d you be scared to tell Malcom that...”

Tim

“Yeah... he wouldn’t react very well would he? Given the whole... Uh...”

Lily

“Invasion?”

Tim

“Yes, exactly...”

Lily

“I mean, it’s Malcom. If he says no, it’s for a good reason! He’d know, wouldn’t he?”

Tim

“Yeah, you’re right...”

He looks over at Malcom, the looks slightly over to see Laura slowly approaching the trident

Tim

“What’s your mom gonna do with that?”

Lily

“Probably something not good, we should tell Malcom”

They run over to Malcom, who is arguing with Ricardio

Malcom (these lines will play at the same time)

“Yeah sure, tell me how to run my business. Says the person who hasn’t saved a dime for longer than a week! Honestly, I know you’re an Elite member, but the fact that you think you know how to run my business is ridiculous!”

Ricardio (these lines will play at the same time)

“Oh yeah, classic Malcom, you think you’re so much better than everyone, but you’re not! Just because you run a successful business doesn’t give you the right to tell others how to live their lives! Stupid high horse!”

Tim and Lily run over

Tim

“Malcom!”

Malcom

“Oh good you’re here, this party blows, let’s go”

Tim

“We might have bigger problems, like WAY bigger problems!”

Malcom

“What do you- *he turns,* WHAT THE-“

Laura grabs the trident

Laura

“Oh Malcom, get ready to go down!”

The guests all gasp

Robert

“Yeah, maybe work on subtlety”

Laura

“Whatever, I’m gonna throw this thing across the room!”

She raises it, preparing to throw it at Malcom, but the water raises behind her, causing everyone to gasp again

Laura

“Okay, ha ha, I get it! I’m fancy, so me acting like this is surprising, yada yada yada! WILL YOU ALL- *she notices* oh... that’s not normal...”

Back at Malcom and Ricardio

Malcom

“Hey what a minute, THAT’S MINE! YOU STOLE IT?!”

Ricardio

“It was a nice decoration, what can I say?”

Malcom

“YOU’VE REACHED NEW LEVELS OF IGNORANCE!”

Back with Laura, she realizes that she can control the water with the trident, then smiles evilly

Laura

“Oh Malcom, wanna get your suit wet?”

She jabs the scepter towards Malcom, causing water to spew at him. He swiftly dodges

Malcom

“A for effort, but I’ll be taking that!”

He runs at her

She starts shooting more jets of water at him. He dodges fluidly.

Tim and Lily watch in awe

Lily

“Your family is amazing!”

Tim

“Yeah... seriously”

Malcom runs up to Laura, dodging her water, and smacks the trident out of her hands.

Laura

“AGH! I mean, what...”

Malcom

“You imbecile! Don’t you realize how dangerous that object is?! You could have-“

Laura notices something behind Malcom, as the guests start gasping

Malcom

“-killed us all! What an-“

Laura

“Turn around...”

Malcom does this, then his face falls

A massive tidal wave is forming behind them

Malcom

“GRAB THE TRIDENT!”

Ricardio

“Nope!”

Ricardio jumps behind a table, with some other rich dudes (including Richie Topperson)

Richie

“What is happening out there Ricardio?!”

Ricardio

“Nothing I can’t fix!”

Richie

“Are you sure about that?”

Ricardio

“Uh...”

Malcom runs over and grabs the trident, then starts using it to reshape the water

Malcom

“C’mon... Nessie needs to go back into hiding...”

Laura knocks him out of the way and grabs the trident

Laura

“Not so fast deary! *out of character evil laugh*”

She starts trying to reshape the water, but eventually loses control, and the trident soars out of her hands into the tidal waves turning it into a massive water kaju!

It bellows, before approaching the yacht

Everyone looks mortified

Robert

“Yeah, this was all her, just for the record...”

Everyone start panicking

Tim

“WHAT DO WE DO?!”

Malcom

“Um... I don’t have a plan...”

Lily and Tim

“WHAT?!”

Malcom

“Yet, I don’t have a plan yet...”

Lily

“Oh okay”

Tim

“Yeah, that’s actually better”

Malcom runs over to the edge of the yacht, and lunges off

Tim

“NOT BETTER!”

He lands inside the water kaju, and starts swimming to the trident, which is at the center

Lily

“That’s so rad”

Tim

“It really is, but we gotta help him!”

Laura appears

Laura

“No! You’re absolutely forbidden to- *ROAR!* you know what, actually go ahead...”

Lily

“Thanks!”

They both run over to a confetti cannon near the edge of the boat, and begin rapid firing at the kaju, getting confetti caught inside of it. This agitates the kaju

Malcom

“Thanks guys!”

He makes it up to the trident, and grabs it. Then jumps out the side of kaju, which quickly collapses into normal water again.

Malcom turns off the trident with a simple “off button” on the side, then turns to Laura

Laura

“*nervous chuckle*”

Malcom

“Yeah...”

Then he turns to Ricardio

Malcom

“So, Ricardio...”

Ricardio

“Can you not? This party’s bad enough as it-“

Richie

“RICARDIO MARCY SILVA!”

Ricardio freezes

Richie walks over to him, fuming

Richie

“You- you- you-“

Ricardio

“H’boy”

Richie

“You made me feel joy”

Ricardio

“What?”

Richie

“Being such a rich influencer, joy and excitement is scarce for me. That weird water thing is the best thing that happened to me in years! *sigh* so, let’s talk about that casino”

Ricardio

“With pleasure”

They walk off

Malcom

“Well, that was weird... let’s go Tim”

Tim

“Yeah okay, bye Lily!”

Lily

“Bye Tim, good luck with the thing!”

Cut to Tim and Malcom walking home

Tim

“So...”

Malcom

“What?”

Tim

“Uh... heh, it’s... um... I wanna be a sorcerer”

Malcom spews out his drink

Malcom

“*cough* I wasn’t even... drinking anything- WHAT?!”

Tim

“When I was locked in the closet, I was reading this spellbook and...”

Malcom

“Oh lord”

Tim

“It seems like a great way to defeat our enemies! What if Ex-Lord or Warwick comes back! We have to be ready!”

Malcom

“Sorcery corrupts the mind! Why do you think Warwick is my greatest enemy? Because he can’t be reasoned with! He doesn’t feel guilt!”

Tim

“Yeah well-“

Malcom

“NO! It’s not happening!”

Tim looks downcast

Tim

“Yeah okay... I guess that makes sense...”

They continue walking, and Malcom looks disgruntled

Malcom

“There are... other magic types though... other ways to use it without corruption... it’s harder though...”

Tim

“REALLY?”

Malcom

“I know a guy... the greatest magic user of all time... he could, uh, he could help...”

Tim

“You mean it?!”

Malcom

“*sigh* Yes fine, but the second something goes wrong I’m coming to help you!”

Tim

“You won’t regret this!”

Tim keeps walking, happier

Malcom

“Yeah *chuckles,* I hope not...”

THE END