The Man of Twin Blood - Transcript

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Chapter 19 - The Man of Twin Blood

We see the last scene of episode 17

Warwick

“Nice to finally see you again, Malcom”

Malcom

“Oh... wait... WHAT?!”

Intro plays

Cut inside on Tim and Alex, sweeping the floors

Alex

“Well, this is already irritating...”

Tim

“At least you’re don’t have headaches anymore!”

Alex

“Yeah... maybe I’ll suddenly get a new headache and become incapacitated”

Tim

“What are you thinking?”

Radcliffe and some other sorcerers run past the door

Tim (cautiously)

“Wasn’t that one of the sorcerers that came to Malcom awhile back?”

Alex (cautiously)

“It was”

Frida bursts in, daggers drawn

Frida

“Give me your livers!”

Tim and Alex

“Whaaaaaaat’s going on?!”

Frida

“It’s the revenge of the sorcerers! Ha ha ha!”

Tim and Alex run past her

Frida

“Huh, why didn’t I plan for that?”

They see sorcerers all over the place

Some sorcerers see them

Sorcerer

“Hey! Get them!”

Tim

“Get to the lobby! Maybe Malcom’s there!”

They run away, dodging the sorcerers

When they enter the lobby, they find it crawling with sorcerers, all of which are celebrating

Alex (whispers)

“This way!”

Alex and Tim sneak past the sorcerers and hide behind a curtain

Tim

“Oh geez, this is really bad!”

Alex

“I thought Malcom said he, quote, locked them away in a cursed city because they were a threat to the human race, unquote”

Tim

“They must’ve escaped.... hey look!”

The sorcerers chilly, but threateningly, throw Jameson, Anne, Safety Ninja, Paul and Shade out

Jameson

“No! I was finally valued!”

They continue partying

Tim

“What’ll we do?”

Alex

“We have to find Mal-“

The door bursts open, the sorcerers go silent

Warwick enters, scepter in hand, Radcliffe, Frida and Grey behind him

Warwick

“Still celebrating? Excellent! This is a victory, I’ve tied Malcom to the roof, while prepare a proper execution”

Tim (hushed)

“EXCECUTION?!”

Warwick

“Until then I need you to guard every entrance! No one can rescue Malcom! If he were freed, it would ALL be ruined! Now to your posts!”

Radcliffe

“You eight! With me!”

Warwick turns away

Alex

“He’s the leader, Warwick’s Malcom’s most deadly enemy￼... why do I feel like I’ve seen him before... oh geez! I’m getting a-”

Quick flash of “Alex’s Awakening” (minus Lily clips)

Alex

“AGH! (Sh) he messed with my mind, he caused my sudden headaches!”

Tim

“We should go after him!”

Alex

“Two things wrong with that plan! One, he’s a hecking sorcerer! Two, we need a plan before we go blundering into battle!”

Tim

“Hmm... let’s regroup with the guys who were thrown out... figure out things then!”

Alex

“Cool! Let’s climb out this window!”

Tim

“Oh right, curtains are usually connected to windows! Sharp!”

Alex

“Or you’re dull”

Cut to black

A door opens, Jameson is revealed leading the guys who were thrown out

Jameson

“Welcome to Oddity INC!”

He notices a note saying that his company is now just an extension of Randoms

Jameson (grumpily)

“What used to be Oddity INC”

Safety Ninja

“How’d it get this much worse in less then a day?!”

Anne

“I dunno, it was pretty bad before...”

Safety Ninja

“Eh, good point...”

Paul

“You guys used to live here?”

Shade (disguised, idiot)

“I never thought I’d feel bad for the people who tried to kidnap me!”

Jameson

“What?”

Shade (fake)

“I mean, I’m so sorry”

Paul

“Malcom, Tim and Alex are all still trapped inside with the army of sorcerers. The chances of them surviving are slim!”

Shade (heartbroken)

“Aw man...I’m gonna miss them if they die!”

Paul (heartbroken, but trying to restrain himself)

“I will too!”

Tim and Alex are there

Tim

“Um... guys?”

Paul

“Oh! Thank goodness, you three are okay!”

Alex

“Us two, are okay...”

Paul

“Malcom’s still in there?!”

Alex

“Yeah... it’s bad...”

Tim

“And it gets worse! The sorcerers are planning to execute him!”

Jameson

“Whoa now! I had dibs!”

Safety Ninja

“CONTRACT!”

Jameson (Unenthusiastically)

“I mean oh no, not Malcom, noooo...”

Shade

“Malcom’s my man! We gotta get him out of there!”

Alex

“That brings me to my next question! Any ideas how to save him?”

Everyone mutters disgruntled

Paul

“Warwick, the leader of the sorcerers, he’s Malcom’s nemesis, ultimate rival, greatest enemy! Due to some unknown event, Warwick is the only villain he’d ever even consider a threat!”

Jameson

“WHAT?!”

Safety Ninja

“CON-“

Jameson

“Not this time! This is now a matter of dignity! Warwick thinks he can just take my place at the top of the villain spectrum?!”

Paul

“Technically Warwick was be-“

Alex and Tim

“Shh!”

Jameson

“I am so in on this rescue mission now! Once I save Malcom, I’ll slap him! HA HA HA! I suddenly have a cold sensation!”

Tim

“Soooo.... Alex is the smart one, he can make a plan!”

Tim runs off and sits down with the others, who are all watching Alex expectantly

Alex

“Uuuuuuuu- hi? Um... okay, so a plan... uh... we could... um... what does Warwick have that we don’t?”

Paul

“A massive army of barbaric sorcerer warriors, why?”

Alex

“So maybe... maybe we need our own army!”

Silence

Safety Ninja

“Of who?”

Alex

“Well, us... and... I guess I’ll write a list...”

Alex starts writing, as some upbeat music starts playing

Alex

“Alright! We gotta split up and take on different people, recruit them and then figure out how to storm Randoms tower!”

Tim

“Alright! Let’s do this!”

They split up

Montage time

Tim and Alex at Boyer Investigations, confronting Laura

Laura

“Why would I help you?”

Tim

“Because... uh...”

Alex

“Warwick has Lily!”

Laura stands up

Laura

“What?! That’s preposterous!￼ I would- come to think of it... I haven’t seen her in a few days actually... oh dear! I’m a horrible parent!”

Tim

“Yep...”

Laura

“Okay, okay, OKAY! I AM FINE! EVERYTHING IS FIIIIINE... I’LL HELP! I NEED TO SAVE MY BABY!”

Alex

“Nice!”

Tim

“How’d you know Warwick had Lily?”

Alex

“My memories are starting to come back, I think he had Lily at one point”

Tim

“Neat... (distressed) MY LOVE!”

Cut to Paul in a garage, with Robert

Paul

“That is why we require your assistance”

Robert

“Did I not mention that I hate everything about you?”

A tiny robot jumps up

CBot Mini

“Yeah! The boss don’t like you!”

Paul

“True! But if you helped, I might give someone’s company back...”

Robert

“*sigh* fine, I’m in”

CBot Mini

“You heard that! We’re in!”

Paul

“Ha ha!”

Shade with Ricardio, inside a penthouse

Shade

“Uh... hi? Malcom will pay you to help him”

Ricardio

“Yeah! I ain’t helping him again! Not after last time!”

Brief silence

Ricardio

“But, how much are we talking?”

End of montage, everyone is gathered inside of Oddity INC (including some people who weren’t in the montage)

Alex

“Wow! Things are coming together!”

Tim

“Yeah! This is gonna work!”

Alex

“I hope you’re right, but I’m not gonna get my hopes up... there are still a lot more sorcerers then this”

Ricardio

“Boo! Way to kill the vibe!”

CBot Mini

“Vibe killer!”

Alex

“Okay! Here’s the plan!”

Cut to Randoms, the sorcerers are patrolling, Radcliffe seems preoccupied, and trips

Warwick is watching the sorcerers patrol from a window, and raises his eyebrows at Radcliffe’s stumble

Radcliffe notices, and continues stiffly

Warwick

“Perhaps...”

Grey is behind him

Grey

“Why’re you talking to yourself?”

Warwick

“You’re a general! Go patrol or something!”

Grey walks out

Grey

“Okay cool, I like walking”

Warwick

“Wait a moment... what have we here?”

He’s spotted the upcoming army

On the ground, Radcliffe sees the army too

Radcliffe

“Sorcerers! Hold formation!”

The whole rescue team is here! Tim and Alex in the lead

Radcliffe

“They’re retaliating! Remember the emperor’s orders! ATTACK!”

The sorcerers charge

Alex

“Remember the plan! Me, Tim and Shade are gonna sneak off! Hold formation! Distract the sorcerers! We have one shot!”

Paul

“Got it! CHARGE!”

The armies clash

The fight is full of moments like:

Robert ordering C-Bots to smash some sorcerers

Safety Ninja using karate (finally)

Jameson screaming, not really fighting, just screaming and flailing his arms

Paul using technology

Ricardio bribing someone sorcerers into submission

Laura driving a hecking tank

Meanwhile, Alex, Tim and Shade sneak off and begin climbing Randoms Tower

Alex

“Oh geez, I think we’re gonna actually do this!”

Tim

“Y’know, Shade transforming could make this much easier!”

Shade

“I’m trying to limit myself”

They arrive at the top and see Malcom, chained

Tim and Alex run at him

Tim

“Dad!”

Malcom

“NO WAIT IT’S A TRA-“

Malcom vanishes

Alex

“Wait what?!”

A giant holographic Warwick appears

Warwick

“Well well well, what have we here?”

Alex

“You’re the worst”

Tim

“To be fair Jameson was our biggest enemy before now”

Alex

“Oh yeah, that is true”

Warwick

“I’ve been preparing this for thirty long years. I crafted a plan so foolproof, that no one-“

Tim

“Remember that time Jameson broke into Randoms tower and tried to kill us?”

Alex

“Literally yesterday”

Tim

“Good times”

Warwick

“You two!”

Alex

“Yeah no, you’ve given us no reason to respect you, at all”

Warwick

“Whatever. You’re just as annoying as your father. But just like him, you will fall”

Tim

“Cool”

Warwick

“*chuckles* you’ll be changing your tone in just a moment”

The hologram shuts off, Warwick appears underneath it

Warwick

“So, are you going to attempt fighting me? Or not...”

Tim

“YOU ARE GOING DOWN SO HARD!”

Warwick smirks

Tim rushes at him

Alex

“Oh no, WAIT TIM!”

Too late, Tim is blasted with Warwick’s scepter, he vanishes

Alex looks utterly horrified

Warwick

“Aww, this seems familiar, doesn’t it? You and me, fighting? Remember?”

Alex

“Kinda...”

Warwick

“Well, maybe this will drive your memory”

Alex looks up, Warwick is right above him, smiling with pure evil. A flash of green light, then black.

Alex and Tim wake up in the Mid-Realm

Tim

“Huh... where are we?!”

Alex

“We- oh gosh it’s all flooding back!”

Tim

“So where are we?!”

Alex

“The... Sorcerers’ Kingdom? Yeah... I was here, I fought Warwick... he wiped my memories... he wasn’t working alone either...”

Tim

“Well yeah, was the massive army of sorcerers a giveaway?”

Alex

“No no... he was using someone we knew, they were in it together...”

Tim

“Well who was it?!”

???

“Tim, Alex?!”

They turn to see Lily

Tim

“LILY?!”

Alex (grumpily)

“Oh, now I remember”

Tim

“LILY!”

Lily

“TIM!”

They run over to each other and hug

Lily

“How’d you get here?!”

Tim

“How’d you get here?!”

Lily

“Uh-“

Alex

“Good question Tim”

Tim and Lily turn to face Alex

Alex

“How did you end up stuck here Lily?“

Lily

“Well... I... *sigh* I’ve been helping Warwick for a few months now”

Tim spews our air

Tim

“YOU WHAT?!”

Alex

“Here we go”

Lily

“I stumbled in here on accident the first time... Warwick threatened to trap me here if I didn’t help him escape, so I helped... it was selfish, but I came to my senses in the end! I stood up to him! But then he took control of me, so yeah...”

Lily looks devastated, and Tim looks hurt, confused, angry, and suspicious all at once

Alex

“I buy it”

Tim

“Wait really?”

Alex

“I know lies when I see them, I’m a natural. Lily isn’t lying though, she’s being honest and doesn’t expect us to forgive her. But guess what I say!”

Tim

“She’s right?”

Alex

“No, I say that makes us just as bad as Warwick! So instead of adding unnecessary drama to the situation, let’s work together, escape, and take down the sorcerers! WHO’S WITH ME?!”

Tim and Lily

“Yeah!”

Alex

“Wow, that felt empty...”

Lily

“Well we are the only three in here... I think... actually, I’ve never really explored outside this area... I wonder what else there is...”

They walk over to the border of the Sorcerers’ Kingdom

Tim

“Kinda just looks like a barren wasteland”

Lily

“Well we did have to fight these giant squid monster things at one point...”

Alex

“So living creatures exist ou- wait giant squid monsters? You didn’t let them just eat the sorcerers”

Lily (annoyed)

“Trust me, I regret not doing that.”

Alex

“Whatever, let’s go find some living creatures!”

Tim

“To help right? I mean, the only creatures Lily mentioned were horrifying squid monst- I’m not helping...”

Alex

“Nope, let’s go”

Cut back at Randoms. Warwick enters the Creature Department. Malcom is floating chained up.

Warwick

“Comfortable? Would you like a refreshment?”

Malcom

“Unite me you coward, unless you’re scared”

Warwick

“We both know you’d win in a fight. After all that’s what happened last time. That’s what got me trapped in the Mid-Realm. But now, the tables have turned. See I’ve trapped your family in there”

Malcom

“You what?!”

Warwick

“You heard me. They’ll most likely be eaten by Marsons, killed by acid rain, or suffer some other horribly painful death”

Malcom

“You little-“

Warwick

“Hear my demands and they’re free”

Malcom thinks for a minute

Malcom

“What do you want anyway”

Warwick

“My powers. Back in the war I was the most powerful sorcerer of all time, but then you hit me with that sword, drained me of my powers. I have to use this scepter now! Get my powers back, and your kids are free”

Malcom

“I don’t know how to get your powers back... but I know someone who might... I’ll need time tho-“

Warwick

“Nice try!”

Radcliffe enters

Radcliffe

“Sir! We captured the rebels! Should we continue as planned?”

Warwick

“Yes you shall, leave us”

Radcliffe walks off

Warwick

“Malcom, something you should know. Getting your help is plan A... I have 14 backups, each more brilliant than the last. I am prepared for failure this time, if you refuse my help, or I am defeated, it will not matter!”

Malcom

“You’re a monster”

Warwick

“*chuckles* the only reason you say that is because you know I’m the only person smarter than you!”

Warwick begins to exit

Warwick

“You’re pathetic, you are so afraid of not being the best, that you’re allowing me to get away with everything... anyway-”

Malcom looks distressed

Warwick

“You have 24 hours to make up your mind”

Warwick leaves. As soon as the door shuts, Malcom’s facial expression changes to detirmined, as he begins wriggling his way free, slowly loosening the chains.

Back in the Mid-Realm, Tim, Alex and Lily are walking through the wasteland

Tim

“🎵Oh we’re going through this creepy place, to take down Warwick’s ugly face, sure our group’s seen much better days, but we’re going along anyways🎵”

He keeps vocalizing loudly until Alex snaps

Alex

“TIM! Shut up!”

Tim

“Yep, totally fair”

Lily

“Guys look!”

Alex

“Whoa”

The ashes of the village from episode 10 lie ahead, although it is semi-rebuilt

Tim, Alex and Lily approach it, and as soon as the villagers see them they start panicking

Lily

“Aw, these guys are adorable!”

Tim

“Seriously, it’s too much!”

Alex

“Uh, why are you guys so scared?!”

Villager

“Hmm... simmer down everyone! They seem friendly enough. Last time your species showed up here they burnt our village, killed our mayor, and stole our recourses!”

Alex

“The sorcerers did that?!”

Villager

“Sorcerers... yeah seems about right. Their leader, we call him the man of Twin Blood! He has ONE EYE!”

Tim

“That’s Warwick alright”

Lily

“Hey guys, we’re trying to stop Warwick for good! Can you help us get out of this... Uh... world?”

Villager

“Hmm... maybe I can... let’s see what needs to be done”

Cut over to the barrier

Villager

“Sorry, only one living creature has the power to bust down that there wall, and those are untamable!”

Alex

“Let me guess, giant squid monster?”

Villager

“The marsons!”

Lily

“Yup”

Alex

“Called it!”

Lily

“Yeeeep, this all tracks”

Alex

“Kay genius, how do we tame a Marson?”

Lily

“I don’t know! Warwick said they were mindless killing machines!”

Tim

“Nothing is mindless!”

Villager

“I am, my species literally doesn’t have brains. Our intelligence comes from a bile sac attached to our lungs”

Alex

“Gross”

Cut, Tim, Alex and Lily are hiding behind some rocks, watching a Marson

Tim

“Okay, when I give the signal, you two jump on him from behind!”

Alex

“Okay”

Lily

“What’s the worst that can happen?”

Hard cut, all three of them are being chased by the Marson

Tim

“THIS! THIS IS THE WORST!”

Lily

“CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT!”

Alex

“GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA, LEAD THE MARSON TO THE BARRIER!”

Tim

“I’M GETTIN’ WHAT YOU’RE PUTTIN’ DOWN!”

Lily

“ME TOO, LET’S DO IT!”

They run into the Sorcerers’ Kingdom, the Marson chasing ferociously.

Tim

“SO ONCE WE REACH THE BARRIER *PANT* HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF THE WAY?!”

Alex

“THIS THING IS TOO BIG TO TURN, WE AREN’T!”

Tim

“GOTCHA!”

Tim, Alex and Lily jump out of the way, the Marson crashes into the barrier, collapsing it, the Marson in pain floomps off

Lily

“Huh... that was easy”

Tim

“My comrades, let’s go save Malcom... and all the other people who were probably captured...”

Alex

“How’ll we get in Randoms Tower without anyone noticing us though?”

Lily looks behind her, some sorcerer robes are hanging on a clothes line

Lily

“I might have an idea”

Cut back to Randoms Tower, Warwick and Radcliffe are looking up at all of the “rebels,” who are now locked in cages

Robert

“This honestly- meh”

Ricardio

“Yeah seriously”

Jameson

“I’m the GOD OF PAIN!”

Warwick scoffs and turns to Radcliffe

Warwick

“If someone escapes, kill them immediately”

Laura

“I didn’t become the richest person in Porta City just to-“

Radcliffe blasts a warning fireball

Radcliffe

“Understood sir, what will you do?”

Warwick

“Tighten Malcom’s chains again, the idiot thinks he can just wriggle free. Once tomorrow’s execution ceremony is over, we will begin planning the invasion! The spread of sorcerers to all corners of the globe, we will dispose all who resist, and overthrow the highest governments. The sorcerers will finally be precisely what I envisioned”

It takes a moment, but Radcliffe realizes something

Radcliffe

“You envisioned? I thought we were doing this in the name of Emperor Travis... wasn’t it all to avenge him? Aren’t we completing his quest?”

Warwick

“All in good time”

Warwick leaves, but Radcliffe has a “Frick I’m getting played” face on

Tim, Alex and Lily walk in, wearing robes and hats

Alex

“Okay, we gotta find Malcom... where is Warwick actually keeping him..”

Grey walks by

Tim

“Watch this! (British) HELLO FELLOW SORCERER!”

Grey stops

Grey

“What the-“

Tim

“I’m Timorthio! The dark lord of... England! We need to find Malcom Silva, for we must torture him in cruel demonic ways!”

Grey

“Hmm... yep that seems up our ally, he’s in the place with the animals. Yeah. I was up there just now actually, little rat with spider legs shot acid into my eye, I had to wash my eye after that, it’s fine now, except whenever I blink I see math equations for some reason”

Tim

“Totally normal”

Cut outside the creature department, Tim, Alex and Lily are outside holding weapons (Alex has a sword, Tim has throwing stars, Lily has a crossbow”

Lily

“Good idea stopping at the weapons department before we came up here”

Tim

“Actually it was the magical artifacts department, big difference!”

Alex

“Yep”

Lily

“Oh okay, let’s save Porta City... and the world, also the world”

Tim

“Oh yeah, that place... I like that place... that place is cool”

Alex

“Is it though?”

Tim and Lily

“Yep”

Alex

“Agree to disagree”

They walk into the Creature Department, and spot Malcom

Malcom

“Hey kids!”

Tim and Alex

“Malcom!”

Alex

“You’re okay right?”

Malcom

“I mean... I’ve been worse!”

???

“Is that so?”

Warwick teleports behind them

Warwick

“You two certainly are determined, I’ll give you that... (sarcastically) wonder where you get it”

Tim

“We get it from Malcom Silva! Our dad!”

Alex

“YEAH!”

Lily

“I feel like I’m seriously intruding here...”

Warwick

“You managed to escape the Mid-Realm, something I couldn’t do for fifty years. While what you did was admirable, I also can’t allow you to free Malcom... so...”

Warwick starts spinning his scepter, he attacks them with some super crazy magic.

Tim and Alex run, dodging, while Lily gets an idea and bolts off

Alex

“Yeah, oh course she did”

Tim

“I regret so much”

Alex lifts up a sword and slashes down at Warwick’s attack, breaking it

Tim runs over to Warwick, holding throwing stars. Once he gets close enough, he jumps up and throws them at Warwick, who stumbles.

Warwick

“Impressive!”

He recovers quickly and spins his scepter, causing fire, lots of fire

Alex grabs Tim, and drags him behind a cage.

Tim

“WHY’D YOU DO THAT?! I was in the zone!”

Alex

“We can’t beat him by ourselves! He’s too strong!”

Tim

“So what are we gonna do?!”

Alex (freaking out)

“Mmmmm!”

???

“I’ll tell you what!”

Everyone turns to the entrance, Lily has freed Paul, Shade, Jameson, Safety Ninja, Anne, Robert and Laura

Alex

“Oh that’s why you ran off”

Tim

“Yeah that makes more sense”

Warwick

“Lily Boyer, we meet again. How’d you beat Radcliffe then?”

Lily

“I-“

Laura

“Wait, did he say meet again?! When did you two meet?!”

Lily

“Shh! Not important!”

Laura

“I disagree in every conceivable way...”

Lily

“*loud fake cough* anyway, I didn’t beat Radcliffe! He joined me!”

Warwick

“I’m sorry what?”

Radcliffe, Frida and Grey walk in

Warwick

“What the- you fools! What are you doing?”

Frida

“Something we should’ve done a long time ago”

Grey

“Down with the beard man!”

Radcliffe

“Despite the fact we’re your generals you NEVER treat me- us with respect! Tonight’s all I needed, we’re more powerful than you!”

Warwick

“Your funeral”

He fires a massive energy beam, Radcliffe, Frida and Grey make a barrier. Then the others run off to the side, and start attacking Warwick. Paul uses a laser gun, Shade uses his awesome arm, Jameson shouts really loud, etc.

Finally Lily runs up and knocks the scepter out of Warwick’s hand

Warwick

“NO!”

The scepter cracks in half, causing a massive explosion. The top half blasts out of the side of the building, landing somewhere in Central Park.

Malcom’s chains vanish and he falls to the ground

Malcom

“I’m back baby!”

Tim and Alex

“DAD!”

Malcom

“Boys! I so happy you’re all okay!”

Tim and Alex run over and hug him

Warwick

“*Maniacal laughing*”

Malcom

“Seriously?”

Warwick

“Oh dear Malcom... let’s see here, oh yeah! When you’ve been imprisoned for fifty years you come up with more then one plan! I was prepared for failure, now... the future is mine to decide!”

Radcliffe

“*Laughter* Yeah no. You’re gonna die”

Warwick

“Oh”

He drops a smoke bomb, then runs off

Radcliffe

“So, I’ll be the replacement emperor and... yeah... Malcom, sorry for everything, won’t happen again... AFTER HIM!”

They run off

Malcom

“Huh... you all saved me?”

He looks at everyone

Malcom

“I guess maybe I haven’t appreciated you all enough, that’s my bad... you’re all the best friends I could’ve asked for!”

Laura

“Yeah, separate me from that pact!”

Robert

“Yeah me too!”

Jameson

“ME THREE! Even though I work for you now, carp!”

Laura

“We’re still enemies Malcom, and I’m not giving up until you’re dead and buried!”

Malcom

“Awfully morbid, but okay... leave then!”

Laura

“Gladly! C’mon Lily”

Lily

“Yeah okay... see ya later guys...”

She walks off sadly

Alex

“Hey Lily, we forgive you”

Tim

“Yeah, just don’t betray us again okay?”

Lily

“Heh... wouldn’t dream of it!”

Lily leaves

Malcom

“Heh, well looks like we have nothing else to worry about... and I admit I should’ve told you guys about the sorcerers earlier”

Tim

“So no more secrets?”

Alex

“Yeah... no more secrets!”

Malcom

“Honestly boys... wouldn’t dream of it!”

Jameson slaps Malcom

Jameson

“OW! WHY DID YOUR FACE GIVE ME SPLINTERS?!”

Malcom

“Yeah no, that’s my stubble, I stabbed you with my stubble, you’re gonna want to rub some ointment on that”

Everyone laughs

Shade

“I love happy endings that definitely won’t have long term consequences or continuations!”

Fade to black

Hard cut, the top half of the scepter is lying on the ground. Malcom and Tucker step over to it. They look at each other and nod, Tucker leans down and unscrews the Eye of Agoro from the top, and puts it in his suit. They look at each other grimly, before separating.