Employee of The Year - Transcript

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Chapter 17 - Employee of The Year

Angle on Randoms INC,

Inside, Alex and Tim are decorating for New Years

Malcom (on speaker)

“Remember, employee of the year will be announced tonight! Be late and you get the death penalty! Just kidding *chuckles.* *sigh* don’t forget to be there”

Tim

“So, who d’ya think’ll be employe of the year?”

Alex

“You, it’s always you... for some reason...”

Tim

“What can I say? I work with a smile on my face and a smile in my heart!”

Alex

“That’s gross Tim”

Tim

“*sighs contentedly* yup”

Malcom walks in

Malcom

“You kids ready yet? We’re gathering all of the employees for this, I don’t want anyone to miss what we’ve got in store!”

Alex

“Alright, sure...”

Malcom

“Work harder Alex!”

Alex

“Alright!”

Malcom

“Attaboy! Now I’m gonna go wrestle some wild barracudas, see ya in a minute!”

Malcom walks off

Alex

“Have fun!”

Tim

“Yay”

Alex looks over and sees Tim rolling on the floor

Tim (happily)

“This is probably horrible for my health!”

Intro plays

Angle on Randoms INC at night

Malcom

“*clears throat* what a turnout!”

He’s talking in front of all the employees

Malcom

“Nice work all around! I don’t think there was a single outright bad performance this year, but c’mon! Jerry doesn’t count right!”

Some dude (presumably Jerry) (completely sarcastic and unamused)

“Oh. Ha ha, very clever”

Malcom

“Let’s just get to the performances! The runner-up winner is... Paul Proudfoot!”

Paul raises his hand

Paul

“Thank you, thank you!”

Malcom

“And now! The moment we’ve all been waiting for! The employee of the year, decided by The Randoms Elite, is... ALEX SILVA!”

Alex looks shocked

Alex

“W-what?!”

Tim

“What!?”

Everyone starts applauding, while victory music plays

Alex

“I can’t believe it!”

Tim

“Nice one!”

Alex looks stoked

Malcom

“Get up here!”

Alex

“Oh... okay!”

He runs up onstage

Alex

“Woo!”

Malcom

“Has Tim told you what the employee of the year gets to do?”

Alex

“No...”

Tim (loudly)

“HA!”

Malcom

“Good, come with me! I’ll show you!”

Malcom leads him upstairs

Alex

“Where are we going?”

Malcom

“You’ll see”

They open a door and end up in

Alex

“Your office? Why are w- OOOOOOH!”

Malcom

“You get to run the company for a day! While I go on a short vacation...”

Alex

“How did I not know that Tim was running the company?”

Malcom

“It’s pretty genius to be honest! *chuckles* changed his hairstyle and gave him a suit with shoulder pads”

Alex

“Wait? Seriously? That’s it?”

Malcom

“Yep! Here ya go!”

He gives Alex a wig

Malcom

“And here!”

He gives him a suit with shoulder pads

Malcom

“Enjoy!”

Malcom turns slowly

Malcom

“I’m coming Sally”

Malcom jumps out the window

Alex

“Okay... guess I’ll change...”

Angle on CreaTech HQ, Paul is outside

Paul

“Well... it’s been fun running you, but now, it’s time to blow it sky high!”

He turns to look at a ton of dynamite

Paul

“See ya dyna-“

Shade appears

Shade

“Don’t you dare!”

Paul jumps out of his skin

Paul

“W-why?!”

Shade

“Because! We could turn this building into something completely new! Like a spa, or a school!”

Paul

“A school y’say... that’s not half bad! A school for training future Randoms employees!”

Shade

“With classes!”

Paul

“Challenges!”

Shade

“Lasers!”

Paul

“Shark tanks!”

Shade

“Actual murder!”

Paul

“No!”

They laugh

Paul and Shade

“Let’s do it!”

Cut to Alex, he’s adjusting his wig

Alex

“Well, I guess I kinda look like Malcom... kinda...”

An employee walks in, he’s very round and wears a red shirt, he also has a white bushy beard

Alex

“Nick?! Head of the Creature Department?! We usually only see you at the end of the year! What’s up?”

Employee

“Ho ho ho! Hey Malcom, just so y’know, a monster escaped from the creature department!”

Alex

“Wha- I mean, Lead the way! I guess...”

Employee

“Okay! Merry Christmas!”

Alex

“It’s three days after”

Hard cut Alex looks horrified

A giant hedge is just there, in the middle of the creature department

Alex

“Uh”

Employee

“Ho ho, I’m familiar with every creature in this department! But not this one... what is it?”

Alex

“Oh... that is clearly a- a- a hedge-hog...”

Employee

“You’re kidding right?”

Alex

“N-no! Very deadly creatures, these...”

Employee

“How’re you gonna stop it?!”

Alex (to himself)

“Hedge clippers”

Employee

“What?”

Alex

“Going inside it!”

He starts running

Employee

“Wait! I-“

Alex vanishes from sight

Employee

“There goes the bravest man in the whole world. He’s definitely on the nice list!”

Inside the hedge, Alex emerges

Alex

“Ugh!”

It’s a giant field, with purple trees and weird sheep

Alex

“That’s just great...”

He starts walking through the red grass

???

“What’re you doing here?”

Alex turns

Alex

“Agh!”

A cabin is revealed, and sitting on the patio is a massive four armed being, with red skin, and purple hair. He’s wearing a brown tunic, and chewing on a straw of wheat

Alex

“Who are you?”

Tucker

“The name’s Tucker! How may I be of assistance?”

Alex

“Tu- okay? Is this your hedge?”

Tucker

“It is...”

Alex

“You sorta moved it out of place, causing pain and agony for everyone, sooo”

Tucker

“Oh, many apologies!”

He slaps the ground

The hedge begins moving

Alex

“Okay thank you!”

Alex jumps out of the hedge

Outside, the hedge returns to its proper place

Employee

“Whoa!”

Alex (quietly)

“That was one of the weirder things I’ve seen...”

Alex sits behind his desk

Alex

“Everything’s gonna be o-“

Tim bursts in

Tim

“Alcom! We’ve got trouble!”

Alex

“Of course we do...”

Cut to Shade and Paul, transforming the CreaTech HQ into a school

Shade

“We should have the students go into different groups! I saw it in a book once, it seemed to work fine!”

Paul

“I suppose we could give that a try... we should have three groups! One for bravery, one for smart people, one for kind people”

Shade

“What about the bad kids?”

Paul

“Hopefully we won’t have any of those...”

Shade

“Oh... right... uh. How’ll we ‘S O R T  T H E M’”

Paul

“Hmm... I’m sure I could whip something up...”

Back at Randoms

Alex

“Alright Tim, what was the issue?”

Tim

“Well...”

Hard cut, Alex looks dumbfounded

He’s seen the massive rock monster in the front yard

Rock-Monster

“Destroy Malcom!”

Alex

“Are you hecking kidding me?!”

Tim

“Y’know, I wish I was...”

Alex

“GrrrrrAAAAAAAAAGH!”

Tim

“I really wish I was!”

Rock-Monster

“Destroy Malcom!”

Alex

“Follow me!”

They run downstairs

Alex

“I have an idea! We gotta get to the labs!”

They make it to the doors, they are very large metal doors

Alex

“Help me open it!”

Tim

“Okay!”

They struggle, but eventually pry them open

Back to Shade and Paul

Paul’s watch beeps

Paul

“Huh! There’s an intruder in my lab! I have to investigate!”

He runs off

Shade

“Where are you going?! Aw”

Back to Tim and Alex

Alex

“Oh geez! There’s gotta be something in here!”

They freeze

A loud crash is heard, suggesting that ol’ rocky boy has entered

Rock-Monster

“Destroy Malcom!”

Tim

“This is real bad...”

Alex

“Yeah”

Paul bursts in

Paul

“What are you doing here?!”

Alex

“Oh- I-“

Paul

“Oh, I didn’t realize it was you Malcom, I’m so sorry...”

Alex

“Seriously that- right, help us find a weapon to stop that monster!”

Paul

“I may have something!”

Cut to angle on Rock-Monster

Rock-Monster

“Destr-“

Lasers shoot at it

Rock-Monster

“*aggravated sound*”

Rock-Monster

“I will destroy the meaning of this!”

He turns, Alex, Tim and Paul are souring into battle inside of a small spaceship thingy

Alex

“Alright gang! Let’s blow him to heck!”

Paul and Tim

“Yeah! We will do that!”

Rock-Monster

“*growl*”

They continue to shoot at him

Alex

“There’s always a weak point! Find that, we can take ‘em down!”

Paul

“That’s a plan boss!”

They soar around the beast, shooting at him, but nothing is effective

Alex

“What’s happening?! This isn’t right!”

Tim

“Alcom! What if he’s an invincible monster! Those are rare￼ and... invincible!”

Alex

“But, if that’s the case, what do we do?!”

Paul

“Ask it politely to leave?”

Alex sticks his head out the window

Alex

“Can you leave please?”

It throws a rock at them

Alex

“Nope! Not working!”

Tim

“What’ll we do?!”

???

“Hey!”

Alex

“*gasp*”

Tucker is revealed

Tucker

“You’re gonna leave, or I’m gonna use 5% of my power to eviscerate you!”

Malcom appears behind him

Malcom

“Me too!”

Paul

“W-what? I’m so confused”

Alex removes his wig

Paul

“Employee of the year gets to run the company?”

Alex

“Yup!”

Paul

“Jealous!”

Tucker

“You what a fight?”

Malcom

“Come and get it!”

The rock monster turns to them

Rock Monster

“Destroy MALCOM!”

They run at each other, then Tucker leaps up and goes through the chest

It crumbles

Malcom

“Thanks for the assistance!”

Tucker

“Anytime! Heading back to my hedge!”

Malcom

“See you at Monday’s meeting!”

The spaceship lands and the bois jump out

Tim

“Yay! My existential crisis is over!”

Alex

“Never give me this job again! I can not run this place! How do you not go insane?”

Malcom

“Inner-peace, my ability to cope with bizarre changes, that sorta thing”

Alex

“Good for you, I don’t have those things though... sooo...”

Malcom

“You’re gonna have to learn them! This company’ll be yours one day!”

Alex

“Ha ha ha! Good one!”

Brief silence

Malcom

“I’m serious, you’re my oldest son...”

Alex

“Ah com-“

The end